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求壹段英文的冷笑話

Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen? 警察:妳估計小偷是什麽時候進入妳家的?失主:我的手表都被偷走了,我怎麽知道是什麽時候? Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?Patient: Ever since I was an egg! 精神病醫師:妳哪裏不舒服?病人:我認為我是壹只雞。精神病醫師:這種情況從什麽時候開始的?病人:從我還是壹只蛋的時候開始。 We have got a new dog, would you like to come around and play with him?

Well, I don't know. Does he bite?

That's what I want to find out.

我們又得到了壹只新狗,妳要過來和他玩玩嗎?

哦, 我不知道。他咬人嗎?

這正是我想要知道的。