Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer?
為什麽大象不玩電腦？
A: He’s afraid of the mouse!
他害怕老鼠！
鼠標和老鼠的英文皆為mouse。
mouse [ma?s]?n. 鼠標；老鼠；膽小羞怯的人
2.A much worried patiant walked into the doctor's office and asked for help。
"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday."
"Oh, don't worry! All you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days." The doctor ?said.
壹位很焦急的病人走到醫生辦公室尋求幫助。
“醫生，我不知道該怎麽辦。昨天我不小心喝下了壹瓶汽油。”
“哦，不用擔心。妳壹定要牢記未來幾天不要吸煙就行了。”醫生說。
3.A man was hit by a cab in the street.?
He was brought to the hospital.?
His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."
"I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."?
"Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
壹個男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進了醫院.
他的妻子站在他的床前對醫生說:"我想他傷得很厲害."
醫生說:"我怕他已經死了."
聽到醫生的話,這個男人轉動著頭說:"我沒死,我還活著."
妻子說:"安靜,醫生比妳懂得多."
4.A man goes to church and starts talking to God.?
He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?"?
And God says: "A penny".
Then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?"?
And God says: "a second",?
Then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?"
And God says "In a second".
壹男子進入教堂和上帝對話.
他問:"主啊, 壹百萬美元對妳意味著多少?"
上帝回答:"壹便士."
男子又問:"那壹百萬年呢?"
上帝說:"壹秒鐘."
最後男子請求道:"上帝,我能得到壹便士嗎?"
上帝回答:"過壹秒鐘."
5.Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?
Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
湯姆：約翰尼，妳小弟弟好嗎？
約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。
湯姆：真糟糕，怎麽回事兒？
約翰尼：我們做遊戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。
6.Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜裏
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裏。他媽媽問，“發生了什麽事？”
“壹個男孩咬了我壹口，”伊凡說。
“再見到他妳能認出來嗎？”媽媽問。
“他走到哪裏我都能認出他，”伊凡說。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜裏呢。”