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閑著無聊,幫用英語翻譯壹個時政笑話:

特朗普和希拉裏完成電視辯論後很晚了,想吃東西補充能量,他們壹起進壹家面包店,可兩人發現身上都沒帶錢。希拉裏猶豫了壹下,然後趁店員不註意時伸手取了3塊糕點藏進口袋。

她小聲對特朗普說: “妳看我多聰明,店主什麼都沒看到,而我甚至都不需要撒謊, 我壹定會戰勝妳贏得美國總統寶座!”

特朗普說: “為了達到目的,以欺騙和盜竊行事,難道這就是妳的壹貫作風嗎?其實,用誠實的方式也能獲得相同的結果。看我的!” 於是特朗普對面包店老板說:“我是***和黨總統候選人特朗普,現在我會表演壹個魔術給妳看,拜托妳幫個忙把這塊糕點遞給我。” 店老板很好奇,立即按他吩咐給了他壹塊糕點。特朗普狼吞虎咽下去,並要求再來壹塊,也吞下肚。然後特朗普又要了第三塊糕點,又壹口順到胃裏。 此時店主有些納悶,就問特朗普到底魔術何時會出現。

特朗普答曰:“現在是見證奇跡的時刻了,剛才的3塊蛋糕都在希拉裏的口袋裏。

Trump and Hillary Clinton late after the completion of the TV debate, want to eat something to add energy, they went into a bakery, the two found no money with the body. Hillary hesitated, and then take advantage of the staff did not pay attention when the hand took 3 pieces of cake possession of the pocket.

"You see how smart I am," she whispered to Trump. "I do not even have to lie. I will win you the US presidency!"

Trump said: "In order to achieve the purpose, to deceive and steal, is this your usual style? In fact, in an honest way can also get the same results. Look at me!" So Trump on the bakery The boss said, "I'm the Republican presidential candidate Trump, and now I'm going to show you a magic trick, and give me a piece of cake." The shopkeeper was curious and told him immediately. A piece of cake. Trump swallowed, and asked to come back a piece, but also swallow. Then Trump has a third piece of cake, and a mouthful to the stomach. At this point the owner of some wonder, asked Trump in the end when the magic will appear.

Trump replied: "Now is the time to witness the miracle, just three pieces of cake are in Hillary's pocket.