2﹑my little dog can't read
: Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不識字
布朗夫人：哦， 親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了！ 史密斯夫人：可是妳該在報紙上登廣告啊！ 布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字。”
3﹑I've Just Bitten My Tongue "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother. "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?" "Cause I've just bitten my tongue!
我剛咬破自己的舌頭 “我們有毒嗎？”壹個年幼的蛇問它的母親。 “是的，親愛的，”她回答說，“妳問這個幹什麽？” “因為我剛剛咬破自己的舌頭。”
4﹑A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when shespotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, andthe cat watched the mice. Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The catwas so terrified that it ran for it's life. Mother mouseturned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?" 壹只母老鼠帶著孩子出來散步，突然她看見壹只貓正在灌木叢中虎視耽耽。母老鼠向著貓叫道："汪，汪，汪"，貓聽了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。母老鼠回過頭洋洋自得的對孩子說："現在妳知道外語的重要性了吧。
5﹑TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 湯姆的借口 老師：湯姆，您為什麽每天上學遲到？ 湯姆：我每次路過拐角，壹個路標上面寫著："學校----慢行。"
6﹑ Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!" and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!" 湯姆對著吉姆罵道:"我受不了妳這個苯蛋了!" 吉姆說:"妳媽媽能!"