Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
警察：有人搶妳的手表時，妳為什麽不呼救呢？
男子：要是我張口的話，他們就會發現我的四顆金牙。那就更糟了。
Q: Why is England the wettest country? A: Because the queen has reigned there for years! 問：為什麽英國是最潮濕的國家？答: 因為女王已經統治那裏很多年！
Q:Why did the Siamese twins move to England? A: So the other one could drive!
問：為什麽連體雙胞胎搬到英國？ 答:所以另外壹個人可以開車！
Q:Want to hear a dirty joke? A: （ A kid jumped into a mud puddle.）
問：想聽黃段子嗎？答: 壹個小孩跳進泥坑裏。
Q: What does the Loch Ness monster eat? A: Fish and ships
問：尼斯湖水怪吃什麽？ 答：魚和船