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求壹個英語劇本,要求是飯店,而且搞笑

The tragicomedy in the restaurant

Pay the check=付賬

語氣詞Err=額 Hey=嘿 En=嗯

G: Guest(客人) H: Host(主人) W: Waiter M: Manager

G: I’m full now.

H: So do l.

G: It’s a wonderful dinner, the foods are delicious, thank you.

H: You are welcome. By the way, it’s not early now, let’s leave.

G: OK. Don’t forget to pay the check.

H: Sure. (轉過頭對服務員)Waiter! Give me the check.

W: OK, wait a moment, please.

H: (摸摸口袋)Oh, no! I only have 50 yuan in all in my pocket!

G: What? 50 yuan? I think we must pay at least 200 yuan!

H: I’m sorry, but, l really don’t have money. Would you pay for me?

G: l pay for you? You said it’s your treat! [妳請客]

H: Help me, please. I’ll give the money back to you tomorrow, I promise.

G: You have said you’ll pay for the meal, but don’t bring enough money, how fun you are! (摸摸口袋)Oh, no! l haven’t bring any money!

W: (走來)Here’s your check, Sir. Please have a look.

H: (無視服務員) Why don’t you carry any money with you?

G: You said it’s your treat!

W: Here’s your check.

H: (無視)You don’t take any money. How can you come here?

G: My home is only 10 minutes’ walk from here.

W: You should pay 240 yuan, Sir.

H: (繼續無視,仍然對著Guest) But…

W: (大叫)Don’t ignore me !!

H: Oh, I’m sorry. Give me the check.

(Host 看了下賬單)

H: En… , I think there’s something wrong on the check, please check it.

W: Really? Give me the check, wait a moment. (轉身離開)

H: (過了壹小會兒)We are safe now. Let’s escape from here.

G: Escape? Will you be afraid if they all the police?

H: So what can we do?

G: You can use your phone to pay.

H: Are you kidding? My iPhone 4S is far more expensive than the meal !

G: You can take it back tomorrow.

H: Hey, since you home is near from here, you can go home to fetch some money. G: What? You said it’s your treat and let me go home to fetch money. I’ll remember you! (轉身離開,出教室)

H: (過了壹會兒) Err…Waiter, my friend has gone home to fetch money, just wait 10 minutes