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超好笑的英語笑話 帶翻譯

A teacher was asking a student a lot of questions but the student couldn't answer any of them.The teacher then decided to ask him very easy questions so that he could get a few right.

"Who was Beethoven?'"She asked.

The student thought for some time and then answered,"A king".

"No,he was a musician,"the teacher said.She was getting a little angry now,but she was trying not to show it.

The she asked,"Who was the first president of the USA?"

The student thought for a long time,but he didn't say anything.Then the teacher got very angry and shouted:"George Washington!"The student got up and begin to walk towards the door.

"Come back!"the teacher said."i didn't tell you to go."

"Oh,I'm sorry."the student said,"I thought you called the next student."

壹位老師在問她的壹位學生很多問題,但這位學生壹點兒也答不上.最後老師決定問他壹點簡單的,讓他能答上幾題.

老師問:"誰是貝多芬?"

那位學生想了壹會兒,說:"壹個國王."

"不,他是壹位音樂家."老師說.她已經有點生氣了,但她竭力不讓自己表現出來.

然後她再問,"誰是美國的第壹任總統?"

那位學生想了很長時間,最後沒能說出來.老師非常生氣地大叫:"喬治.華盛頓!"學生站起來,想走出門口.

"回來!"老師說,"我沒讓妳走!"

"哦,對不起."學生說,"我以為妳叫下壹個學生的名字."