最簡短的英語笑話

最簡短的英語笑話

　guest:What is the fly doing in my soup?

　waiter: He is swimming, sir.

　客人：這只蒼蠅在我湯裏幹嘛?

　招待：他在遊泳，先生。

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　i saw a saw saw a saw .

　我看見壹個鋸子在鋸壹個鋸子

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　He Was Caught

　?Polorius was kicked out of school for cheating.?

　?how come?

　?He was caught, counting his ribs in a hygiene exam.?

　他被抓住了

　?波羅涅斯由於作弊被開除了?

　?什麽原因啊?

　?在生理衛生考試中,他數自己的'肋骨,結果被發現了.?

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　Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?

　Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".

　老師:為什麽妳每天早晨都遲到?

　湯姆:每當我經過學校的拐角處,就看見壹個牌子上寫著"學校----慢行".

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　Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

　事實上，只有壹杯酒就讓我醉倒了，糟糕的是，我不能想起來它是第十三杯還是第十四杯。

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　As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...

　當妳慢慢變老，會發生三件事。第壹件是妳會喪失記憶。而我已經記不起來其它兩件了?

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　Father's Motto

　teacher: My Children, remember this motto. ?Give others more and leave for yourself less.?

　Jack: It' just my father's motto!

　Teacher: How noble your father's quality is! What's his occupation?

　Jack: He is a boxer.

　父親的格言

　老師：孩子們，記住這句格言：?多給予，少接受。?

　傑克：那正是我父親的格言!

　老師：妳父親真是個品質高尚的人啊!他是幹什麽工作的?

　傑克：它是個拳擊手。

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