A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said, The doctor has just told me I;ll have to take these tablets for the rest of my life.
Cheerfully, his friend pointed out that many people have to take tablets every day of their life. Sure, came the reply, but he only gave me ten.
壹個男人坐在酒吧裏痛哭流淚。壹個朋友走進來問他為何如此傷心。那人哭著說：剛才醫生告訴我，在我的余生裏都要吃這些藥片。
他的朋友很輕松地指出，許多人壹輩子每天都要吃藥。當然，男人回答說：但是他只給了我十片。
笑話二：It;s not my fault 不是我的錯
Mother (reprimanding訓斥，譴責 her small daughter): You mustn;t pull the cat;s tail.
Daughter: I;m only holding it, Mom. The cat;s doing the pulling.
媽媽（正教訓她的女兒）：妳不該拽貓的尾巴。
女兒：媽，我只是握著貓尾巴，它自己在拽。
擴展延伸
了解英語笑話的要點：
1.可以多了解英國民俗民風等，了解他們的語言環境；
2.可以結合自身理解，身臨其境；
3.詞匯量很重要，詞匯的多種翻譯也很重要。
4.可以試著把中國壹些小笑話翻譯成英語。