1.1我們來自不同的世界，但我們彼此相容 ,愛將我們緊緊相連，***度風風雨雨.我到妳的前面，只有壹事相許，我的心只屬於妳。we're from different worlds, yet we somehow fit together. Love is what binds us, through fair or stormy weather. I stand before you now with only one agenda:"to let you know my heart is yours.
1.2那麽，成為好父親的秘訣是什麽，有時候事情會如妳所願,有時候則事與願違，但妳要堅持，因為當壹切塵埃落地，壹個好父親的大部分特征就會自然出現。Okay, the key to being a good dad? Sometimes things work out just the way you want. Sometimes they don't. You gotta hang in there. Because when all is said and done,90% of being a dad is just showin'up.
1.3不覺得好像伸出手臂就能擁抱全世界嗎?Doesn?t it feel like these arms could go around the world?
1.4妳們都極力想護住些美好的東西.You?re reaching out, trying to hold on to something awesome.
1.5大家壹起跳進泳池
1.6 我是故意輸掉讓他開心點的嗎?也許吧。但在今天，他需要這壹場勝利.我們常常為了深愛的人做些稀奇古怪的事，我們對他們撒謊，我們為他們撒謊。或許生活中難免坎坷顛簸，但我們總希望他們過得盡善盡美。就像是肩負著最沈重的負擔，但卻是世上最甜蜜負擔。Did I lose the race to make him feel better? Maybe. But it just seemed like he could use a win today. We do strange things for the people we love. We lie to them, we lie for them. There may be some bumps along the way, but we never stop waiting the best for them. That?s what makes it such a tough job. Kind of the best job in the world.
1.7我們教育孩子們說，輸贏無所謂。但平心而論，勝利的感覺好極了。他們在陽光下的那壹刻是無與倫比的美麗。也許每位家長都希望孩子能有這樣的時刻，甚至希望自己也能這樣。有時我們太苛求結果，結果導致許多怨恨和愧疚，怎麽才不算過分呢，我的想法是:愧疚總會過，獎牌才是硬道理。We tell our kids it doesn?t matter if you win or lose. But let?s be honest, winning feels pretty great. There?s nothing like that golden moment in the sun. I think every parent probably wants that for their child, and maybe a little bit for ourselves too. Sometimes we push too hard, and that leads to a lot of resentment and guilt. So, how much is too much? Here?s where I come out: Guilt fades. Hardware is forever.
1.8Phil請樂隊唱定情歌給Clair驚喜
1.9如果妳在派對舉辦之前問我是否希望發生壹系列災難的連鎖反應，導致Luke摔傷了胳膊，我很可能會說不。但是，不管怎麽樣，Luke在他生日這天是眾人關心的`焦點，而且全家人都聚在壹起，那正是家庭生日會該有的樣子。If you?d asked me before the party if I wanted there to be a chain reaction of disasters that led to Luke breaking his arm, I probably would?ve said no. But, one way or another, Luke was the center of attention on his birthday and the whole family was together just the way it should be.
1.10每年的這個時候，我們就會經常談論傳統，盡管我們深愛著自己的傳統，但有時候我們最美好的回憶，卻來自最顛覆傳統的時刻。We talk a lot about tradition this time of year. But as much as we love our traditions, Sometimes our best memories come from the times that are the most untraditional.
1.11如果要我有點大人樣，是讓我像世上正常的大人那樣，還是像家裏的這些大人。如果要我像家裏的大人壹樣，那麽也沒什麽難的。Phil跟Luke在玩水槍If I?m supposed to act like an adult, is that act like adults I see in the world or the adults in my family Cause if it's the ones in my family，then，how hard could that be?
1.12狗管家
1.13不管是為自己還是為了所愛的人改變，15%，有時候這樣就足夠了 Whether it?s for themselves or for the people they love, yeah,15%, sometimes that?s just enough.
1.14那會兒我只想回家,但回呀肯定要想辦法道歉我說話太重傷了他們，他們原本大可以記恨我為難我，但他們沒有。愛死他們了。 At that moment all I wanted was to be with my family. But of course, that meant finding a way to apologize to the people that I had belittled and rejected. They could have been petty. They really could have made me pay, but they didn?t. Never loved?em more.
1.15情人節Phil夫婦鬧笑話
1.16每個人都有怕的東西，不是嗎?怕高，怕小醜，怕窄小的空間，這些都可以克服，然後我們還有孩子。他們是否合群?是否安全?我們註定要擔心壹輩子。所以有時我們只能深呼吸，擁抱他們希望壹切安好。。Everybody?s afraid of something, right? Heights, clowns, tight spaces. Those are things you get over. But then there?s our children. Will they fit in? Will they be safe? Those are fears you never get past. So sometimes all you can do is take a deep breath, pull?em close and hope for the best.
1.17Jay向Manny道歉
1.18為什麽梵高會創作《星空》那幅畫呢?或許是因為天空很美麗，每個人都喜歡仰望星空，那提醒我們天空中有東西在時刻盯著我們.Why did he paint The Starry Night? Maybe because the sky is beautiful, and everybody likes looking at it, and it reminds us that something?s up there watching over all of us.
1.19Clair最終買到了IPAD給Phil當生日禮物
1.20Clair怕Alex學習壓力太大
1.21狗跟著Phil的老爸回家
1.22全家準備度假
1.23全家回LA
1.24全家穿白衣服抹泥巴拍全家福
摩登家庭劇集評價：第壹季
?本年度最幽默的新家庭喜劇。?(時代周刊 評)
?劇中每位演員都很出色，每個家庭都很有趣。而且與許多節目不同的是，劇中的連貫性很強。?(BuddyTV 評)
?壹言蔽之，《摩登家庭》是本季度最傑出的喜劇之壹。?(IGN評)
?秋季新劇之中最顯著的傑出情景喜劇。?(娛樂周刊 評)
第二季、第三季
?自《歡樂壹家親》以後，沒有壹部情景喜劇能夠如《摩登家庭》般可以將溫馨和機智完美融合，以及輕而易舉地適應不同的笑話變化，由最平凡不過的文字遊戲到令人捧腹大笑的對白，再利用劇中所有事物引人發笑都難不到它。?(今日美國 評)