s: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "
A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million yea
rs to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says:
"God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
壹男子進入教堂和上帝對話.他問:"主啊, 壹百萬美元
對妳意味著多少?"上帝回答:"壹便士."男子又問:"那
壹百萬年呢?"上帝說:"壹秒鐘."最後男子請求道:"上
帝,我能得到壹便士嗎?"上帝回答:"過壹秒鐘."
TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".
湯姆的借口
老師：湯姆，您為什麽每天上學遲到？
湯姆：我每次路過拐角，壹個路標上面寫著："學
校----慢行。"
DID YOUR DAD...
2)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
湯姆對著吉姆罵道:"我受不了妳這個苯蛋了!"
吉姆說:"妳媽媽能!"
附:bear 有兩重意思:"生"和"忍受"這個笑話正是根據
這點.