收集英文愚人短信《帶翻譯o》~等待ing

Who are you ?My making to throw telephone directory me to guess you carelessly is a prosperous gold 斌 is is a 艾 cypress perhaps force, right, otherwise is Qin's life, always can't be a plum 仁 almond?If all is not, that my breaking to settle you is a 卞泰 .

翻譯就是：妳是誰？我不小心弄丟了電話簿我猜妳是盛金斌是吧或者是艾柏武，對不對，要不然是秦壽，總不會是梅仁杏？若都不是，那我斷定妳是卞泰。

Turn this message to deliver 3 times, you will walk luck in making money;Turn to deliver 6 times, you will walk chances of promotion;Turn to deliver 10 times, you will walk luck in love;Turn to deliver 20 times, you drop flower 2 dollars money!

翻譯就是：將這封短信轉發3次，妳會走財運；轉發6次，妳會走官運；轉發10次，妳會走桃花運；轉發20次，妳將花掉2元錢！

I have a matter to beg you, do you how can it possibly is to seek a vacant room to let me stay for two days?This matter's inviting you don't tell anyone, originally I don't think troublesome yours, can I really can not find the person of trust, I am Saddam!

翻譯就是：我有件事求妳，妳那能找個空房讓我住兩天嗎？這件事請妳不要告訴任何人，本來我不想麻煩妳的，可我真的找不到信任的人了，我是薩達姆！