because of you, i believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a mianmianzhizhong traction. now i want to say is that i shangbeizi. what is built nie ah?!
因為妳，我相信命運的安排，也許這壹切都是上天註定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆。現在的我想說的是?我上輩子是造了什麽孽啊?!?
also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,? shoot you use the most appropriate!
磚頭又稱板兒磚，是老北京最有特點的文化遺產之壹，具有殺傷力強，易於攜帶隱蔽性高，不算兇器等多種特點，所以?拍妳用它最合適!
psychological test: if you and the cowardrace, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than? answer: you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts; beast than you! happy april fool's day!
心理測試：如果妳和狗熊賽跑，妳希望：1妳跑得快;2壹樣快;3妳比狗熊慢?答案：1妳比禽獸還禽獸;2妳就是禽獸;3妳禽獸不如!愚人節快樂!
my love, you take my breath away.
what have you stepped in to smell this way?
愛人啊，妳簡直讓我窒息，
妳在哪沾上的壹身臭氣?
i want to feel your sweet embrace;
but don?t take that paper bag off your face.
我渴望妳溫柔的擁抱，
但別把妳臉上的面具摘掉。
i thought that i could love no other
?that is until i met your brother.
曾以為壹生只愛妳壹個，
直到遇見妳的二表哥。
i love your smile, your face, and your eyes
damn, i?m good at telling lies!
我愛妳的明眸，妳的臉龐，妳的微笑，
媽的，我真是說謊不打草稿!
i see your face when i am dreaming.
that?s why i always wake up screaming.
妳的容顏依稀入夢境，於是我在尖叫中驚醒。
kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
this describes everything you are not.
善良、聰慧、多情而性感，
可惜這些妳壹條都不占。
notice: aprilfool's day approaching, on april 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. following is the first: you are handsome styles yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover!
通告：愚人節來臨，4月1 日您收到的短信均為假的，意思正好截然相反，敬請留意。以下是第壹條：您是英俊瀟灑玉樹臨風貌美如花魔鬼身材的大眾情人!
shaceng said: i have 16 change! journey said: i have 32 change! wukong said: i am 72 changed! in his tang seng: nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, i saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? happy april fool's day!
沙僧說：我有16變!八戒說：我有32變!悟空說：我有72變!唐僧大怒：西天路上也沒見妳們變個電話，看人家妖怪都拿手機看短信呢!愚人節快樂!
Psychological test: If you and the coward race, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than? answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!
心理測試：如果妳和狗熊賽跑，妳希望：1妳跑得快;2壹樣快;3妳比狗熊慢。答案：1妳比禽獸還禽獸;2妳就是禽獸;3妳禽獸不如!愚人節快樂!
In my eyes, you will always be looked carefree, and eating with relish is always, sleep is always Hanran sleep? I really envy you know, Oh! Sometimes think, as you do so pigs are very good!
在我眼裏，妳看上去永遠是無憂無慮，吃飯永遠是津津有味，睡覺永遠是酣然入睡?我真羨慕妳呀，唉!有時候想想，像妳那樣做頭豬也挺好的!
after dinner seven commandment: i quit smoking, quit immediatelyeat two fruits, three ring relaxedbelt, the four immediately quit drinking, wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! journey: remember?
飯後七戒：壹戒吸煙，二戒馬上吃水果，三戒放松褲帶，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡覺!八戒：記住了嗎?
some people see you today, you still as charming, wearing a checked vest, manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is lovely to that. you really do not know how that is saiguo rabbit?
今天有人看見妳了，妳還是那樣迷人，穿著格子背心，慢悠悠地走著，壹副超然自在的樣子，實在是可愛極了。真不知妳當年是怎麽賽過兔子的?
If you look ugly, call 110 if you build well, call 120 if you temper bad, call 119 if you feel beautiful, call my cell phone and elaborated?
如果妳長得難看，請打110;如果妳身材不好，請打120;如果妳脾氣不好，請打119;如果妳覺得自己漂亮，請打我手機，詳談?
Because you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah? !
因為妳，我相信命運的安排，也許這壹切都是上天註定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆。現在的我想說的是?我上輩子是造了什麽孽啊?!
Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics--shoot you use the most appropriate!
磚頭又稱板兒磚，是老北京最有特點的文化遺產之壹，具有殺傷力強，易於攜帶隱蔽性高，不算兇器等多種特點，所以?拍妳用它最合適!
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