每個成功男人的背後總有壹個女人，而不成功的呢？有兩個。 —蕭伯納
I was born intelligent - education ruined me. --Bernard Shaw
沒受教育以前，我很聰明的，壹上學就毀了。 —蕭伯納
Practice makes perfect..... But nobodys perfect...... so why practice? --Bernard Shaw
他們說，完美是練出來的，但沒有人是完美的呀，那我們還練習什麽？ —蕭伯納
If it is true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? --Bernard Shaw
如果我們活著是為了幫助他人，那他們還有什麽活頭？ —蕭伯納
（其實蕭伯納在這裏是想說，我們都應該對自己的生命負責任，沒有誰是誰的救世主。其實這個問題的答案非常簡單，就是我為人人，人人為我，但這個答案是違背人性的。壹個人活著如果能做到利己不傷人，已經能夠做朋友了。能夠做到我為人人，人人為我的，就已經超脫了，可以列入聖人了）
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. --Bernard Shaw
因為光比聲音傳播得快，所以沒說話以前，各個都光鮮亮麗的。 —蕭伯納
Money is not everything. There is Mastercard & Visa. --Bernard Shaw
眼裏不能只有錢，妳讓信用卡情何以堪啊。 —蕭伯納
One should love animals. They are so tasty. --Bernard Shaw
壹個人應該打從心底熱愛動物。它們多香啊！ —蕭伯納
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. --Bernard Shaw
每個人都應該結婚。畢竟，幸福快樂的生活並不是生命的全部。 —蕭伯納
The wise never marry and when they marry they become otherwise. --Bernard Shaw
聰明的都沒結過婚，結過婚的都不聰明。 —蕭伯納
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. --Bernard Shaw
成功是相對的，這不難解釋為什麽成功人士背後總有那麽多屌絲親戚。 —蕭伯納
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. --Bernard Shaw
“夢想造就未來！”所以，趕緊睡覺。 —蕭伯納
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. --Bernard Shaw
每天早上應該做的第壹件事不應該只是睜開眼睛。 —蕭伯納
"Work fascinates me", I can look at it for hours. --Bernard Shaw
“工作吸引著我”，光是傻看都能看上好幾個小時。 —蕭伯納
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. --Bernard Shaw
親人是註定的，但謝主隆恩，我們還能選擇朋友。 —蕭伯納
The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why learn? --Bernard Shaw
學得越多，忘得越快；學的速度都趕不上妳忘的速率，妳那還學什麽？ —蕭伯納