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幽默英語名言

1、騙子太多,傻子明顯不夠用了。

Cheater too much, a fool obviously not enough.

2、哥吸煙,是因為它傷肺,不傷心。

Elder brother smoke, because it hurt lung, not sad.

3、我們的愛情在這天夭折了,只為了讓彼此有重生的機會。

Our love died on this day, in order to let each other have a rebirth of opportunities.

4、不能自拔的,除了愛情,還有別人地裏的蘿蔔。

Cannot extricate oneself, in addition to love, there are others in the fields of radish.

5、妳要是鮮花,以後牛都不敢拉屎了。

If you floe people died is very valuable, some people died his painting is very valuable!

8、當褲子失去皮帶,才懂得什麼叫做依賴。

an next life reborn do sanitary napkin!

12、平時罵妳就算了,非要等我打妳,才知道我文武雙全。

Scold you calculate at ordinary times, have to mend to my looks, understanding, appreciation is complementary.

17、貓兒,妳別太猖狂,有壹天,魚兒可能會把妳摁到水裏!

Cat, you dont be too stubborn, one day, the fish may put you press into the ething nasty.

29、別跟我談感情,談感情傷錢。

Dont talk to me about feelings, talk about feelings hurt money.

30、女人吻男人是壹種幸福,男人吻女人是壹種口福。

Is a kind of happiness ans heart, but eyes like a womans appearance.

35、愛情永遠比婚姻聖潔,婚姻永遠比愛情實惠。

Love al.

49、這個世界就這麽不完美,妳想得到些什麽,就不得不失去些什麽。

The an to date.

55、壹棵樹長到它想長的高度後,它才知道怎樣的空氣適合它。

A tree groe, its just a matter of plicated, because you etimes life is like a computer, said crash will crash, not negotiable.

69、識就像內褲,看不見但很重要。

Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but very important.

70、知識就像內褲,看不見但很重要。

Knowledge is like underpants, see but very important.

71、妳最快樂的時候,有人正受著病魔的折磨,和死亡搏鬥,掙紮。

You the most happy time, someone is tortured by the illness, and death struggle, struggle.

72、不要說別人腦子有病,腦子有病的前提是必須有個腦子。

Dont say your mind, your mind is the premise of must have a brain.

73、告訴妳們壹個鬼故事,馬上就要開學了,無奈痛苦的作業快湧過來了。

Tell you a ghost story, ings.

77、還沒來得及去沾花惹草,就被人拔光了。

Could go philandering, is being pulled out.

78、不能罵上帝,不讓上帝會帶妳去見他。

Cant scold god, dont let god ebody else be afraid of you, is not a blessing, the somebody else cheat you, is not an insult.

87、生活總要繼續,睡覺也是!

Life is always continue, sleep too!

英語名言

1 Choose a life of action, not one of ostentation.

要選擇行動的壹生,而不是炫耀的壹生.[古羅馬]C.Nepos 內波斯

2 The more you have, the more you rade Bethunes spirit, his utter devotion to others .

假如壹個人活了壹百歲而沒有真實的智慧,又不能自我規律,那倒不如只活了壹天,具有智慧和定靜的功夫。

21 You never know your luck.

命運好壞不由已.

22 A little pot is soon hot.

壺小易沸,量小易怒.

23 rid of him on the weekends.

給他壹條魚,妳可以餵他壹天;教他釣魚,他周末就不會再來纏妳了.Gary Apple

34 put all your eggs in one basket--and and modesty.

有了才能與學識,還要加上智慧與謙虛.

36 e to an end, but rather fear that it shall never have a beginning.

不要害怕妳的生活將要結束,應該擔心妳的生活永遠不會真正開始.J.H.Nee naturally. 如果妳想要成功,不要去追求成功;盡管做妳自己熱愛的事情並且相信它,成功自然到來。

61 The people yourselves carried aloft; do not seat yourselves on other peoples backs and heads.(F. W . Nietzsche , German philosopher)

如果妳想走到高處,就要使用自己的兩條腿!不要讓別人把妳擡到高處;不要坐在別人的背上和頭上。 (德國哲學家 尼采. F. . 欲登梯者從底始.

74 There are tricks in every trade.

各行各業都有訣竅.

75 e of the things you bstones should read:Died at 30, buriied at 60.

許多人的墓碑上應該刻上:三十而死,六旬而葬.N.M.Butler 巴特勒

80 Nothing is impossible to a must undergo the fatigue of supporting it.

想要收獲自由之果的人,必須承受維護自由的勞苦.T.paine 潘恩

97 Deeds, not words.

行動勝於空談.

98 He works best who knows his trade.

99 The first step is as good as half over.

第壹步是最關鍵的壹步. 英語學習名言

1、You think you can, you can.

妳認為妳行,妳就行。

2、If you ething.天生我才必有用。

13、You cannot improve your past, but you can improve your future. Once time is pletely dominate the ability of man to his oeone you love to chat.

晚上不要坐在電視機前,要把時間用來和妳所愛的人談談天。

23、Learn to e of Edisons great invention, e naturally.

如果妳想要成功,不要去追求成功;盡管做妳自己熱愛的事情並且相信它,成功自然到來。

35、Learning makes a good man better and ill man panion in a long journey and a little inn.

路遙知馬力,日久見人心。

38、plish your future.

知識改變命運,英語成就未來。

42、A girl because she had no shoes to cry, until she sae more aggressive, more po.

世間很多事情,常常是我們沒有珍視身邊所擁有的,而當失去它時才又悔恨。

51、A man of the world must always remain childlike curiosity, and make all efforts to explore the unknown fields, he would always feel the fullness of life and joy.

壹個人對世界要永遠保持孩童般的好奇心,並盡壹切努力去探知未知的領域,那他就會永遠感到人生的充實與欣喜。

52、Let bugones be bugones.( )

過去的就讓它過去吧!

53、Attitude will decide our future opportunities, this is the line as universal and law.

態度會決定我們將來的機遇,這是行之四海而皆準的定律。

英語名言諺語

1、Do one thing at a time, and do ething. A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

只要壹個人還有追求,他就沒有老。直到後悔取代了夢想,壹個人才算老。

5、Believe that god is fair.

相信上帝是公平的。

6、Adversity is a good discipline.

苦難是磨練人的好機會。

7、Do e to me unless I go to it.

勝利是不會向我們走來的,我必須自己走向勝利。

27、There is but one secret to sucess---never give up!

成功只有壹個秘訣--永不放棄!

28、e naturally.

如果妳想要成功,不要去追求成功;盡管做妳自己熱愛的事情並且相信它,成功自然到來。

35、Sharp tools make good orroe to those who wait.

蒼天不負有心人。