By all means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy, if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher --- Socrates
務必要結婚，娶個好女人，妳會很快樂，娶個壞女人，妳會成為哲學家（蘇格拉底的老 婆是著名的悍婦）
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.
婚姻是這樣壹所學校：男人失去了學士學位，女人獲得了碩士學位（bachelor也有單身漢的意思，master也有征服者的含義）