給我壹些做英語手抄報用的內容和資料。

英語幽默版三字經 人之初：At the begining of life. 性本善：Sex is good. 性相近：Basically,all the sex are same. 習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it. 茍不教：If you do not practise all the time. 性乃遷：Sex will leave you.. 教之道：The way of learning it 貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person. 昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 擇鄰處：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 子不學：If you don't study hard, 斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless. 竇燕山 Dou, the Famous 有義方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 教五子 All his five son took it 名俱揚 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 養不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 父之過 It is all your fault. 教不嚴 If they had lots of problems with it, 師之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 子不學 You may refuse to study this 非所宜 but that is a real mistake 幼不學 If you don't learn it in childhood, 老何為 you will lose your ability when aged 玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 人不學 If you don't learn sex, 不知義 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness 不知道妳需要哪壹類的格言這些是關於教育的 Education is the chief defence of nations. (Edmund Bruke, British statesman) 教育是國家的主要防禦力量。(英國政治家 伯克) Education is the transmission of civilization. (Will Drant, American historian and essayist) 教育傳播文明。(美國歷史學家、散文家杜蘭特.W.) Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive ; easy to govern but imposible to slave. (Brougham, British statesman) 教育使壹個民族容易領導，但是難於驅使；容易管理，卻不可能奴役。(英國政治家 布羅馬漢姆) Every person has two education, one which he receives from others, and one , more important, which he gives himself. (Edward Gibbon, British historian) 每個人都受兩種教育，壹種來自別人，另壹種更重要的是來自自己。(英國歷史學家 吉朋 E) 這些是藝術類的 Any one who conducts an argument by appealing to authourity is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory. (Da Vinci, Italian painter) 壹個借著引經據典來辯論的人，不是在運用自己的才智，他是在運用自己的記憶力。(意大利畫家 達·芬奇) Art is a lie that tells the truth. (Picasso, Spanish painter) 美術是揭示真理的謊言。(西班牙畫家 畢加索) Art is long, and time is fleeting. (Longfellow, American poet) 藝術是永恒的，時間則是瞬息即逝的。(美國詩人 朗費羅) Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it ! (Robert Motherwell, American painter) 藝術遠沒有生活重要，但是沒有藝術生活是多麽乏味呀！(美國畫家 馬赦韋爾 R) Art is not a handicraft, it is the transmission of feeling theorist has experienced. (Len Tolstoy, Russian writer) 藝術不是手藝，它是藝術家的體驗到的感情的傳遞。(俄國作家托爾斯泰。L) Art is the mold of feeling as language is the mold of thought. (Susanne Langer, American philosopher) 藝術是感情的模制品，猶如語言是思想的模制品。(美國哲學家 蘭格 S)