Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner.
Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we have our teacher back?"
能讓我們的老師回去嗎?
有壹次,壹位督學去視察壹個只有三間教室的學校。壹間教室非常吵鬧,因此督學抓住其中壹個正在站著說話的人,把他帶進另壹間教室,並讓他站在墻角。五分鐘以後,壹個小男孩從第壹間教室走進來,問道,“您什麽時候能讓我們的老師回去呢?”
save much more 省得更多
"You will be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it."
"Well," said his mother laughing, "Next time you should run after a taxi, you will save much more."
中文對照:
“媽媽,妳今天壹定會對我滿意的,”迪克放學回家後對媽媽說,“我省下了車錢。我上學時沒乘公***汽車,而是跟著公***汽車壹路跑到學校的。”
“哦,”他媽媽笑著說,“下次妳跟在出租汽車後面跑,那會省得更多。”
A big head 大腦袋
"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head."
"Don't listen to them," his mother consoled. "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."
"Where's the shopping bag?"
"I haven't got one - use you hat."
大腦袋
“所有的小朋友都拿我取樂,”小男孩哭著跟媽媽說:“他們說我長了壹個大腦袋。”
“別聽他們的,”他媽媽安慰說。“妳的腦袋長得很漂亮。好了,別哭了,去到店裏買10磅土豆來。”
“兜子在哪呢?”
“我沒有兜子——就用妳的帽子吧。”