Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老師:為什麽妳每天早晨都遲到?
湯姆:每當我經過學校的拐角處,僦看見壹個牌子仩寫著"學校----慢行".
Do You Know My Work？
One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire．
“Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don't think of money when they're afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．”
“You don't know my work，” said the other．
“What is your work？”
“I'm a policeman．
“Oh！” cried the first man． He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work？”“No，”said the policeman．
“I'm a writer． I'm always telling stories about things that never happened．”
譯文：（自己簡單翻譯）
妳知道我是幹什麽的嗎？
壹天晚上，壹家旅館失火，住在這家旅館裏的人穿著睡 衣就跑了出來。
兩個人站在外面，看著大火。
“在我出來之前，”其中壹個說：“我跑進壹些房間，找到了壹大筆錢。人在恐懼中是不會想到錢的。如果有人把紙幣留在火裏，火就會把它燒成灰燼。所以我把我所能找到的鈔票都拿走了。沒有人會因為我拿走它們而變得更窮。”
“妳不知道我是幹什麽的。”另壹個說。
“妳是幹什麽的？”
“我是警察。”
“噢！”第壹個人喊了壹聲。他靈機壹動，說：“那妳知道我是幹什麽的？”“不知道。”警察說。
“我是個作家。我總是愛編壹些從未發生過的故事。”
Who is the laziest
Father:Well,Jack,I talked with your teacher today .And now I want to ask you a question ,Who is the laziest person inyour class ?
Jack:I don`t know ,father.
Father:Oh,think!When other boys and girls are reading and wirting ,who sits quietly and only watch how other people word?
Jack:Our teacher ,father.