所屬專輯：The Marshall Mathers Lp
歌曲時長：04:32
發行時間：2000-05-23
歌曲原唱：Eminem
音樂風格：說唱
發行公司：環球唱片
歌曲語言：英語
中英文歌詞：
May I ha丨ve your attention please?請大家註意
May I ha丨ve your attention please?請大家註意
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?請真正的Slim Shady站起來
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
我重復,請真正的Slim Shady站起來
We're gonna ha丨ve a problem here..看來要出問題了
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
妳們看著都像第壹次見到白人那樣
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
下巴著地,像Pam那樣,看見Tommy沖進門
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
然後比以前更瘋狂的抽她的屁股!
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
他們先離婚了,Pam被扔起來飛過家具
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
這不是XX的回歸?啊,不對,不可能,妳肯定在開玩笑
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
他剛沒說...我以為他說的...是嗎?
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
然後Dr.Dre說.....什麽都沒說!妳個笨蛋!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Dre老早死了,他現在被我鎖在地下室裏!哈哈哈哈哈
Feminist women love eminem
女權主義都愛EMINEM
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady
因為他滿口都是女人
Slim Shady, I'm sick of himSlim Shady,
我受夠他了
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
看看他,走來走去抓著他的(JB)...妳知道的...
Flippin the you-know-who,"
正在惹怒...妳知道的...[1]
"Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
是啊,可是他好可愛呢!
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
對,我估計腦袋裏幾顆螺絲釘松了
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
不過沒有妳家長臥室裏發生的事情那麽壞
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
有時候,我想在電視上說出我的心聲,但是我不能這麽做
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
但是幹壹個死了的駝鹿對於Tom Green來說是很酷的
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
我的屁股在妳的嘴唇上,我的屁股在妳的嘴唇上
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
如果我幸運的話我能的到壹個吻
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
而這就是我們傳輸給孩子們的信息
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
然後我們卻指望他們不知女人的陰核是什麽
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
他們當然會知道做愛是什麽東西
By the time they hit fourth grade
當他們上四年級的時候
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
會看Discovery Channel對嗎?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
我們不過是哺乳類動物...噢不,其實有些是食人族
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
他們把人像哈密瓜那樣斬開
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
但是既然我們可以幹死去的動物和羚羊
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
那沒有什麽理由不讓兩個男人私奔[*EWWW!*]
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
如果妳和我的想法壹樣,我有壹個解藥
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
女人們,舉妳們的內褲揮動起來,然後壹起來合唱.......
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
我是真正的Slim Shady,是的,我就是真正的Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
妳們其他的Slim Shady都是模仿者
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
所以不如讓真正的Slim Shady站起來
please stand up, please stand up.
站起來, 站起來.
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
Will Smith在他的歌裏面從來不爆粗口
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
不過我爆,所以操他,也操妳!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
妳覺得我在乎格萊美?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
妳們壹半以上的評論家根本不鳥我
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
可是Slim,妳贏了怎麽辦,那不是會很奇怪?
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
奇怪什麽?那樣妳門就可以騙我到這裏?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
就可以,把我安排坐在布蘭妮旁邊
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
那Christina Aguilera得跟我換座位
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
這樣我能坐在Carson Daly和Fred Durst 旁邊
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
然後聽他們爭論是誰先被Christina吹的
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
妳這小婊子,在MTV上把我撤下來透透氣
Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!""
他確實很可愛,不過他已經和Kim結婚了,呵呵"
I should download her audio onMP3
我應該下載她的MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
然後秀給世界看她如何給姆爺性病
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
我已經很厭煩妳們這幫小屁孩們,妳們整天就會煩我
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
所以我要來這裏摧毀妳們
And there's a million of us just like me
這世界上有千千萬萬的人就像我
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuсk like me
像我這樣爆粗口,像我壹樣啥也不在乎
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
穿的像我,走路,講話,裝的像我
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
但永遠都不會是我!
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
聽我說唱就是精神享受,因為只有我會向妳們獻上
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
壹些妳和妳的朋友門在寢室裏頭笑話的東西
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
唯壹不同的是,我有種說出來
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
在妳們面前,而且我不用偽裝任何東西
I just get on the mic and spit it
我只是到壹個麥克風前,吐出真言
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
不管妳喜不喜歡,我都把這它大聲的唱出來
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
我比妳們其他90%的說唱歌手都NB
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
妳就想為什麽這幫小孩買我的專輯就像嗑藥壹樣上癮
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
很好笑,因為我已經30歲了
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
我會是唯壹壹個在護士房裏泡妞的人
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
捏那些護士的屁股,然後和Jergens壹塊兒打手槍
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
可是壹整袋子的偉哥都沒用
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
其實每個人都是隱藏著的
Slim ShadyHe could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings他可能在漢堡王工作,在妳的洋蔥圈上吐痰
Or in the parkin lot, circling
或者在壹個停車場裏開著車轉圈
Screaming "I don't give a fu丨сk!
"叫著"我什麽都不鳥!"
with his windows down and his system up
然後把他窗戶拉下So, will the real Shady please stand up?
所以請真正的Slim Shady站起來?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
然後雙手把中指都豎起來?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
再為自己的完全失控驕傲不已?
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
再來壹次,用妳最響的聲音,那句詞是什麽
Ha ha
哈哈
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
看來每個人都有壹個Slim Shady的影子
Fuck it, let's all stand up
管他的,我們都站起來吧!