有趣的英語笑話帶翻譯：May We Have Our Teacher Back?
能讓我們老師回去嗎?
While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room. Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.
在訪問壹聽鄉村學校時，教育委員會主席因為隔壁房間裏不守規矩的學生們發出的噪音而憤怒不已。他氣憤地推開門，壹把抓住壹個身材較高的男生，他似乎說話最多。他拖著男生到另壹個房間，並禮他他站在墻角。
A few minutes later, a *** all boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, "Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?"
幾分鐘後，壹個小男孩探進頭來，懇求道:“求求您，先生，能讓我們的老師回去嗎?”
有趣的英語笑話帶翻譯：A Woman's Answer
女人的回答
A hu *** and said to his wife, "Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish'?"
壹位丈夫對妻子說：“為什麽上帝把女人創造得如此美麗卻又愚蠢呢?”
"Well," his wife answered at once. "The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; God made us foolish so we would marry them."
“噢，”他的妻子立刻回答道，“原因很簡單。上帝使我們如此美麗，男人才會愛我們。上帝使我們如此愚蠢，我們才會嫁給他們。”
有趣的英語笑話帶翻譯：A Wild Guess
大膽的猜想
Our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of Archimede's principle of water displacement. He told us that Archimede noticed that when he got into a pool at the public bathhouse, the water rose spilling over the edge. Excited at his discovery,he ran down the street yelling, "Eureka, eureka!" The professor asked if anyone knew
what that meant.
我們的物理教授千方白計地引導學生討論阿基米德的排水原理。他告訴我們，阿基米德去公***浴池洗澡，他進入池子，發現水漲高了，溢位池沿。他對這壹發現十分激動，跑到街上高喊:"Eureka, eureka!”教授問我們誰知道他喊的是什麽意思。
One student stood up and answered, "I'm naked! I'm naked!"
壹個學生站起來答道:“我光 *** 啦，我光 *** 啦!”