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誰能告訴我壹個英文笑話?

1.We two who and who?

我倆誰跟誰啊?

2.How are you?How old are you?

怎麽是妳?怎麽老是妳?

3.You have seed,I will give some color to see see,brothers!together up!

妳有種,我要給妳點顏色瞧瞧,兄弟們!壹起上!

4.Hello everybody!If you have something to say,then say!If you have nothing to say,go home!

有事啟奏,無事退朝!

5.You me you me.

彼此彼此。

6.You give me stop!

妳給我站住!

7.Know is konw,noknow is noknow.

知之為知之,不知為不知。

8.Watch sister

表妹

9.Dragon bron dragon,chicken bron chicken.mouse'son can make hole!

龍生龍,鳳生鳳,老鼠的兒子會打洞。

10.American Chinese not enough

美中不足

11.One car come one car go,two car pengpeng,people die.

(車禍現場描述)

12.Heart flowers angry open

心花怒放

13.Go past no mistake past

走過路過,不要錯過。

you don't bird me,i don't bird you?

妳不鳥我,我也不鳥妳。

小明:I am sorry!

老外:I am sorry too!

小明:I am sorry three!

老外:What are you sorry for?

小明:I am sorry five!

If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I

have one!

要錢沒有,要命壹條

I call Li old big. toyear 25.

我叫李老大,今年25。

you have two down son。

妳有兩下子。

as far as you go to die

有多遠,死多遠!!!!

I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you

face ,I turn my face

給妳臉妳不要臉,妳丟臉,我翻臉

no three no four (不三不四)

people mountain people sea.(人山人海)

long time no see (好久不見)

power line (電源線)

morning three night four (朝三暮四)

want money no,want life one! (要錢不給,要命有壹條!)

money or life? (要錢還是要命?)

wang eight eggs 王八蛋

wang old five 王老五

ten three point 十三點

no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十壹

play a big knife before guangong (關公面前耍大刀)

play an ax before luban (班門弄斧)

we are brothers,who and who ah! (咱們兄弟誰跟誰啊!)

good good study,day day up! (好好學習,天天向上!)

you ask me, i ask who (妳問我,我去問誰?)