四年級英語小笑話加翻譯篇壹
A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter.
有壹名男子走近壹家熟食店，在吃午餐的櫃臺旁選了壹個位置。
"Give me corned beef sandwich,"he ordered.
他點餐時說：?給我來個腌牛肉三明治。?
"Corned beef sandwich is not on the menu,but I can give you a sandwich with corned beef in it,like our midnight Special."
"菜單上沒有腌牛肉三 明治，但是我可以給妳壹個裏面有腌牛肉的三明治，像是我們的午夜特餐。?
"What's a Midnight Special?"
?午夜特餐是什麽?
"A triple decker with corned beef,tongue,bologna,tomato,lettuce,onion,pockle andmayonnaise,on toasted raisin bread."
?有三層，裏面是腌牛肉、牛舌、熏香腸、蕃茄、萵苣、 洋蔥、腌泡菜，還有美乃滋的三層烤葡萄幹面包。?
"Could you just place a piece of corned beef between two slices of white bread and serve it tome on a plate?"
"妳可不可以在兩片白面包中間只放壹片腌牛肉，裝在壹個盤子上端給我吃?
"Why,sure!"Then,turning to the sandwich man ,
?哦，當然可以。啦!?接著他就轉向制作三明治的人，
he sang out:"One Midnighet Special.Make it one deck,hold thetongue,bolgna,tomato,lettuce,onion,pickle and mayonnaise,and make the raisin breadwhite,untoasted!"
大聲喊出：?壹個午夜特餐。把它做壹層就好，裏面不要加牛著、熏香腸、蕃茄、萵苣、洋蔥、腌泡菜和美乃滋，把葡萄幹面包做成白面包，不要烤!?
四年級英語小笑話加翻譯篇二
A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by aman who asked advice on how to hanle his ulcer.
有壹位醫生和壹位律師出席壹場雞尾酒會，當時有壹名男子走近這位醫生詢問有關如何處理他的潰瘍的忠告。
The doctor mumbled some medical advice,then turned to the lawyer and asked,
這位醫生就咕嚕咕嚕說了壹些醫療上的忠告，然後轉向這位律師。
"How do you handled the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?"
並問他：?當妳在社交宴會場合中被人詢間忠告的時候，妳都怎麽處理這個情形呢?
"Just send an account for such advice" replied the lawyer.
這位律師回答說： ?就寄出壹張聽取忠告的賬單呀?。
On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issues the ulcer-stricken man a $50account.
下壹天早上，這位醫生來到他的診療窒;開出壹張五十元賬單給這名罹患潰瘍的男子。
That afternoon he received a $100 account from the lawyer.
而在那天下午他竟然就收到壹張從律師那裏寄來的壹百元賬單。
四年級英語小笑話加翻譯篇三
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW,
有壹位律師打開他的 BMW 座車車門，
when suddenly a car came along and hit the door,ripping it off completely.
當時剛好有壹輛車子突然駛來撞上車門，而且把它完全給扯了下來。
When the police arrived at the scene,the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage tohis precious BMW.
當警察到達現場的時候，這名律師正在對他的昂貴BMW座車所受到的損害，痛苦地抱怨不已。他滿腹牢騷的向警察嘀咕說：
"Officer,look what they've done to my BMW",he whined.
?警官，妳瞧瞧他們對我的 BMW所幹的好事啦!?
"You lawyers are so materialistic,you make me sick!!!"retorted the officer,
這名警官卻回嘴說，? 妳們這些律師實在太唯物主義了，妳真讓我覺得惡心!?
"You're so worried about your stuid BMW that you didn't even notice that your left arm wasripped off!!!"
?妳竟然這麽擔心妳壹的笨BMW車子，卻沒註意到妳的左手臂被扯斷了?
"Oh my God!" replied the lawyer,finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm oncewas,"Where's my Rolex?!"
這名律師最後註意到流著血的左肩膀，也就是他的手臂原先所在之處，他回答說：?哦，我的天哪!我的勞動士手表在哪裏呀?