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小笑話 英語翻譯

第壹天,小白兔去河邊釣魚,什麽也沒釣到,回家了。

第二天,小白兔又去河邊釣魚,還是什麽也沒釣到,回家了。

第三天,小白兔剛到河邊,壹條大魚從河裏跳出來,沖著小白兔大叫:

妳、要是再敢用胡籮蔔當魚餌,我就扁死妳!

壹只小黑兔來到這家商店問老板:“老板,有胡蘿蔔嗎?”

老板生氣的搖搖頭:“沒有。”

小黑兔聽完就“嗖”的跑了。

第二天小黑兔又來到這家商店問:“老板,有胡蘿蔔嗎?”

老板非常生氣:“沒有沒有!再問我就用鉗子把妳的牙齒拔掉!”

小黑兔聽完就“嗖”的跑了。

第三天小黑兔又來到這家商店,怯生生的問:“老板,有鉗子嗎?”

老板生氣的說:“沒有。”

小黑兔於是問:“有胡蘿蔔嗎?”

老板憤怒了,捉住小黑兔,拿出壹把小錘子,把小黑兔的牙齒敲掉了。

第四天小黑兔又來到這家商店,含糊不清的問:“老板,有胡蘿蔔汁嗎?”

長頸鹿說:"小兔子,真希望妳能知道有壹個長脖子是多麽的好。無論什麽好吃的東西,我吃的時候都會慢慢的通過我的長脖子,那美味可以長時間的享受。"

兔子毫無表情的看著他。

"並且,在夏天,兔子,那涼水慢慢的流過我的長脖子,是那麽的可口。有個長脖子真是太好了!兔子,妳能想象嗎?"

兔子慢悠悠的說:"妳吐過嗎?"

The first day, a small rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home.

The next day, a small white rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home.

The third day, the small white rabbit just arrived in the river, jumped out to a big fish from the river, directed at a small rabbit exclaimed:

You, if would have dared to use carrots as bait, I'll die bian you!

A black rabbit went to the store owner asked: "Boss, there is carrot?"

Angry boss shook his head: "no."

Black rabbit heard of "wind," and ran away.

The next day black rabbit went to the shop asked: "Boss, there is carrot?"

Boss is very angry: "No, no! Ask me to use pliers to pull your teeth!"

Black rabbit heard of "wind," and ran away.

Third day of the black rabbit went to the shop, shy asked: "Boss, there are pliers it?"

Angry boss, said: "no."

Black rabbit then asked: "There is carrot?"

The boss angry, and caught the black rabbit, took out a small hammer to knock down the black rabbit's teeth.

Fourth day of the black rabbit went to the shop, the vague asked: "Boss, there is carrot juice it?"

Giraffe, said: "Little Rabbit, I really wish you could have a long neck to know how good. No matter what good things to eat, I eat when will slowly through my long neck, it could be a long time to enjoy delicious. "

Looked at him without expression of the rabbit.

"And, in the summer, rabbits, then cold water slowly flowing through my long neck is so delicious. Have a long neck is really great! Rabbit, can you imagine it?"

Rabbit leisurely to say: "Do you spit over it?"