A burglar（入室盜竊者）
A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You will get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.
"No, no, no." said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years."
壹個人來到警察局想和昨天潛入他家偷盜的賊聊聊，警察告訴他說，“妳在法庭上會有這個機會的。”
“不，不，不”，這個人說，“我就是想知道他是如何做到潛入我家並且還能不驚醒我的老婆，我已經努力好多年了都沒能做到這點。”
Coincidence（巧合）
A woman was singing. One of the guest criticized the singer to the man beside him.
"What a terrible voice." He said. "Do you know who she is?"
"Yes." the man beside him answered. "She is my wife."
"Oh, I'm sorry." he said. "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is too bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song."
"I did." said the man.
臺上壹個女士正在放聲高歌，臺下的壹個聽眾跟他旁邊的壹個男人抱怨說，“這是什麽嗓子啊？妳知道她是誰嗎？”
那個男人回答，“她是我老婆。”
“哦，抱歉，抱歉，我的意思是說她嗓子不差，就是曲子太難聽了。我真是想不到誰會寫出這麽難聽的曲子呢？”
那個男人回答，“是我寫的！”