英語值日報告，求高人

HI, everyone！Good morning! Today is Thursday, May the thirty-first. What a lovely day, isn't it? We should have some fun at the beginning of this beartifull day. Here comes my daily jokes, are u ready for fun?

笑話）my little dog can't read

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

我的狗不識字

布朗夫人：哦，

親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了！

史密斯夫人：可是妳該在報紙上登廣告啊！

布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字。”

開場可以這樣很隨意的問候之類的，笑話可以自己更換的，希望可以幫到妳~