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急求英語小演講的小故事!簡單易背,五年級的!!

I'm Trying to Stop It

"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"

"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."

“孩子,妳為什麽用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?”

“沒有,老師。可是妳昨天說妳告訴我的知識都是壹個耳朵裏進,壹個耳朵裏出,所以我要把它堵在裏面。”

“I'm sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”

“Twenty d ollars! Why ,I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”

“Yes ,but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”

“對不起,夫人,為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”

“20美元!為什麽?不是說好只要4美元。”

“是的,但是妳的孩子大喊大叫,把另外四個病人嚇跑了。”

TWO: Teacher:We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now,can anyone give me a good example?

John:Well ,in the summer the days are long,and in the winter the days are short.

老師:我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理。現在,誰給我舉個例子?

約翰:嗯,在夏天天都長,在冬天天都短。

The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"

"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".

教進化論的老師已經滔滔不絕地講了快兩個小時,他的話題又來了:“讓我向進化論者提個問題——如果我們曾經像狒狒那樣長著尾巴,那麽現在尾巴到哪裏去了?”

“我來試試看,”壹位老太太說。

“該是我們在這裏坐這麽久把它們磨掉了吧。”

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