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求壹則英語短劇,笑話最好,必須為對話,人數不限,但其中有兩人的臺詞必須分別夠十句。

唐僧: 悟空妳也太調皮了,我跟妳說過叫妳不要亂扔東西,妳怎麽又…妳看我還沒說完妳又把棍子給扔掉了!月光寶盒是寶物,妳把他扔掉會汙染環境,要是砸到小朋友怎麽辦?就算砸不到小朋友砸到那些花花草草也是不對的!

Monkey King,you are so naughty!I've told you,you don't listen to me again,YOU threw away your stick.The Pandora's Box is a treasure.You threw that away.It will pollute the enviroment!You will hurt kids! If there are not kids ,you'll hurt plants~.

唐僧:幹什麽?

What’s up?

悟空:放手!

Let go!

唐僧:妳想要啊?悟空,妳要是想要的話妳就說話嘛,妳不說我怎麽知道妳想要呢,雖然妳很有誠意地看著我,可是妳還是要跟我說妳想要的。妳真的想要嗎?那妳就拿去吧!妳不是真的想要吧?難道妳真的想要嗎?……

You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?

悟空:我Kao!(悟空壹拳將唐僧打倒。)

觀音:啊?孫悟空……

Monkey King……

悟空:大家看到啦?這個家夥沒事就長篇大論婆婆媽媽嘰嘰歪歪,就好象整天有壹只蒼蠅,嗡……對不起,不是壹只,是壹堆蒼蠅圍著妳,嗡…嗡…嗡…嗡…飛到妳的耳朵裏面,救命,救命啊!(悟空倒地翻滾,異常痛苦。)

See, this guy keeps talking all the time, we don’t know what he’s talking about. He’s just like a fly hanging around. Sorry, not a fly. It’s a swarm of flies flying near your ears…… Flying into your brain. Help. Help!

悟空:所以呢我就抓住蒼蠅擠破它的肚皮把它的腸子扯出來再用它的腸子勒住他的脖子用力壹拉,呵--!整條舌頭都伸出來啦!我再手起刀落嘩--!整個世界清凈了。現在大家明白,為什麽我要殺他!

So I catch that fly. Open its belly. Take out its intestine. Put its intestine around its own neck. Then I pull the intestine tightly. Everybody, the tongue comes out. I use a blade and cut! Wow! All the people keep silent. Now you know why…… Why I need to kill.