It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,
“What is your offense?”
“I did my Christmas shopping early this year,” cried the prisoner.
“There’s nothing wrong with that,” said the Judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” answered the prisoner
聖誕佳節到來，法官心情愉悅的問受刑人：
“妳做了什麽壞事啊？”
“我今年聖誕節購物早了些。”犯人回答。
“那並不事件壞事”，法官說：“到底多早之前啊？”
“商店開門之前。”犯人答道。