簡單易懂的英語笑話如下：
1.Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
為什麽數學書很傷心呢？因為它有太多問題（題）了。
2.Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
為什麽西紅柿變紅了呢？因為它看到了沙拉醬。
3.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy.
為什麽餅幹去看醫生了呢？因為它感覺不太好。
4.What do you call an alligator detective?
An investi-gator.
妳把鱷魚當偵探叫什麽？偵探－鱷魚（investi-gator）。
5.Why can't you trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
為什麽不能信任原子呢？因為它們構成了所有東西。
6.What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
妳把壹種假面條叫什麽？騙面（impasta）。
7.Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
為什麽魚要生活在鹹水裏？因為胡椒水會讓它們打噴嚏。
8.Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay,they would be bagels.
為什麽海鷗飛過海洋呢？因為如果它們飛過海灣，它們就變成貝果了。
9.Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
為什麽稻草人贏得了獎項呢？因為它在自己的領域裏出色（outstanding）。
10.Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
為什麽自行車倒了呢？因為它太累了（two-tired，即“二個輪胎疲乏”）。
11.Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
為什麽咖啡要報警？因為它被搶了。
12.Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
妳聽說過那個意大利廚師去世了嗎？他╱她已經餓了很久了。
13.Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side!
為什麽小雞要去參加通靈會？為了與另壹邊交流！
14.Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
骷髏為什麽不打架？因為他們沒有腸子！
15.What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?
Frostbite.
把雪人和鯊魚交叉會得到什麽？凍傷。