小夥子在給女朋友的信中寫到：“愛妳愛得如此之深， 以至願為妳赴湯蹈火。星期六如不下雨，我壹定來。
love letter
Guy in the letters to his girlfriend wrote: "love your love so much, that would like to give you go through hell. On Saturday as it does not rain, I'll come.
2遲了
在地鐵裏，壹位男子發現扒手正在掏他的錢包，便幽默地說： “老兄，妳來晚了！我今天雖然領 了薪水，但我太太下手比妳快 多了！”
late
In the subway, a man found pickpocket is cutting his wallet, and humorously said: "man, you came to night! I today although took salary, but my wife lay more quickly than you!"
3
Bobby Bippy bought a bat.鮑勃比皮買了壹個球拍
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.鮑勃比皮買個壹個球
With his bat Bob banged the ball 鮑勃用他的球拍擊球
Banged it bump against the wall 把球猛的打到了墻上
But so boldly Bobby banged it 但是鮑勃用的力氣太大了
That he burst his rubber ball 以至於把球打爆了
"Boo!" cried Bobby “波！”鮑勃哭了
Bad luck ball 倒黴的球
Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball 倒黴的鮑勃，倒黴的球
Now to drown his many troubles 現在，為了解決他的麻煩
Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles. 鮑勃波比使用了鼓風球
1. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
妳能夠像罐頭工人壹樣裝罐頭嗎？
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
我希望夢想著妳夢想中的夢想，但是如果妳夢想著女巫的夢想，我就不想夢想著妳夢想中的夢想。
3. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream!
我叫喊，妳叫喊，我們都喊著要冰淇淋!
4. How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?
A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
如果壹個好的廚師能做小甜餅，那麽他能做多少小甜餅呢？壹個好的廚師能做出和其它好廚師壹樣多的小甜餅。
5. The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch. 這個司機喝醉了，他把醫生的車開進了壹個大深溝裏。
6. Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not.
Whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot.
We'll weather the weather whether we like it or not.
無論是晴天或是陰天。
無論是冷或是暖，
不管喜歡與否，我們都要經受風霜雨露。
7. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
彼德派柏捏起壹撮泡菜。
彼德派柏捏起的是壹撮泡菜。
那麽彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪兒？
8. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
我有壹種想法，但是我的這種想法不是我曾經想到的那種想法。如果這種想法是我曾經想到的想法，我就不會想那麽多了。
9. Amid the mists and coldest frosts,
With barest wrists and stoutest boasts,
He thrusts his fists against the posts,
And still insists he sees the ghosts.
霧蒙蒙，冰霜凍，
手腕兒空空，話兒湧，
只見他猛所拳頭往柱子上砸，
直說自己把鬼碰。
10. Badmin was able to beat Bill at billiards, but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton.
巴德明在臺球上能夠打敗比爾，但是打羽毛球比爾常常大敗巴德明。
11. Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better butter.
貝蒂敲打壹小塊黃油要做壹塊更好的奶油面。
12. Rita repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks.
當裏爾登讀評論時，麗塔重復裏爾登背誦的東西。
13. Few free fruit flies fly from flames.
沒有幾只果蠅從火焰中飛過去。
14. Fifty-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate.
五十五面旗子在輕輕漂浮的戰艦上自由的飄揚。
15. There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight.
for a bright night light is just like a slight light.
像今夜這樣明亮的夜晚，就不需要點壹盞夜燈，因為明亮的夜燈也會變得微弱。
17. A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together.
壹位和氣的農民養了壹只伶俐的野雞，而且這位和氣的農民和這只伶俐的野雞在壹起度過了壹段很美好的時光。
18. How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
如果裁紙機能裁紙的話，壹個裁紙機能裁多少張紙呢？
19. Mr. See owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.
西先生有壹個鋸，薩先生有壹個秋千。現在在薩先生看見西先生之前，西先生的鋸鋸斷了薩先生的秋千。
20. If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
如果妳非常相要好的風箏和精彩的表演，就去買壹只漂亮的，靈巧的風箏吧。
21. Ted sent Fred ten hens yesterday so Fred's fresh bread is ready already.
特德昨天給弗萊德送去了十只母雞，所以弗萊德的新鮮面包已經準備好了。
22. A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net.
壹個名叫費希爾的芬蘭漁民在壹個星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何魚，結果他民現他的漁網上有壹個大裂口。
23. Franc's father is frying French fries for his five fire-fighter friends after they finished a fire-fighting in a factory.
在結束對壹家工廠的滅火戰鬥以後，弗蘭克的父親在為他的五個消防隊員朋友炸制法式土豆(炸薯條)