?食物?和?繪畫?似乎是兩不相幹的名詞,縱觀歷史,卻不難發現許多繪畫中都有食物的壹席之地。下面是我帶來的關於食物的 英語笑話 閱讀，歡迎閱讀!
關於食物的英語笑話閱讀篇壹Two Pieces of Cake
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!
兩塊 蛋糕
湯姆：媽媽，我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎?
媽媽：當然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧!
關於食物的英語笑話閱讀篇二Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said.
So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.
Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.
Well, said Harry, that's what you've got, so what are you worrying about?
媽媽給了哈裏兩個蘋果，壹個大壹點，另壹個小點兒。跟妹妹分著吃。媽媽說。
所以，哈裏就把小個的給了妹妹，自己開始啃那個大個的。
哼，妹妹說，如果媽媽給了我，我會把大的給妳，把小的留給自己的。
對呀，哈裏說，妳拿到的不就是小的嗎?還著什麽急呀?
相關 文章 拓展閱讀：和?食物?有關的英語
1. butter someone up 過分恭維
i've seen you buttering up the boss。
我看見妳巴結老板來著。
2. couch potato 懶在家的人，宅在家的人
he is a real couch potato. he just sits and watches tv at home all day。
他很懶，整天坐在家裏看電視。
3. the big cheese 很有影響力的人
that's brandon. he's the big cheese around here. so you want to get on his good side。
brandon是這裏很有影響力的人物，所以妳要想辦法獲得他的青睞。
4. go bananas/go nuts 發瘋
my mom will go bananas when she finds out i crashed her car。
媽媽要是發現我把她的車子撞壞，她壹定會發瘋的。
5. spill the beans 泄露秘密
come on! tell me! spill the beans! what did he say?
快!告訴我，他到底說了什麽呢?
6. sharp cookie 很聰明的人
you can't fool lucy. she's a sharp cookie。
妳不會騙到lucy的，她很聰明。
7. cool as a cucumber 鎮定自若
she always stays as cool as a cucumber when things go wrong。
有問題發生時，她都會保持鎮定自若的。