A(衣衫襤褸） B（衣著光鮮） C小花 E椅子 F新聞記者
B坐在E上吃東西，A壹乞丐上前
A：先生，先生，請給我些面包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。
B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。（然後便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了）
A：先生，先生（A看見後，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B）
B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了）
C：他真愚蠢啊
A：可……先生……您聽我說……（仍拉著B衣服的後擺）
B：挖，妳這人怎麽這麽討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A壹眼）
C：椅子啊，妳會不會覺得剛剛坐在妳身上的人特愚蠢？
E：唉，人總是這麽愚蠢啊~~~~
與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終於隱忍不住爆發了。
E：先生！妳的錢包丟了！妳怎麽這麽傻啊。
A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。這壹幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。於是F就報道了這壹事件。
F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了壹個奇異的現象，壹個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪壹下被嚇昏的兩個人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。
F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪壹下另壹個人吧，請問妳為什麽不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？
A：對不起，我不知道“錢包”這個單詞怎麽講……
F：通過這壹事件，我們可以認識到，掌握壹門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。是嗎，椅子？
E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命點頭）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了.
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
B:get away,get away,dirty man.
A:sir,sir!!
B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.
C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
A:but....sir....please listen to me.....
B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!
C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.
E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?
F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english......
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?
E:yes,yes.
C:ai,men is so silly.