old
lady
who
was
very
deaf
and
who
thought
everything
too
dear,
went
into
a
shop
and
asked
the
shopman'
How
much
this
stuff'
'Seven
dollars,
Madam,
it
is
very
cheap.'
The
lady
said,
'It
is
too
much,
give
it
to
me
for
fourteen.'
'I
did
not
say
seventeen
dollars,
but
seven.'
'It
is
still
too
much,'
replied
the
old
lady,
'give
it
to
me
for
five.'
壹位耳聾並且總是嫌東西太貴的老太太走進壹家商店。
她問店員：“這東西要多少錢？”
“七美元，太太，這是很便宜的。”
老太太說：“太貴了，十四美元差不多。”
店員忙說：“我沒說十七美元，是七美元。”
“還是太貴，”老太太說：“五美元，我就買啦。”