2. Drunk who has not satisfied me, I will help the wall!
3. I leaned on the glass like a fly, the future is bright, but can not find the way out.
4. Big Brother, you know? Two brothers and the meat is more expensive than the master of all
5. If the fish can Bunao make people more intelligent, then you should eat at least one pair of children whales ... ...
6. The water is clear there are no fish, people are invincible to the base.
7. Youth is like toilet paper, looking at Tingzhi may, with the use of forward to not enough ~
8. Huai just like pregnancy, long time before people see it.
9. I have friends around, ah, you have known it quickly so that I can sell the memoirs of a ~ ~ ~
10. Colleagues went to see the customer, may be tight, a opening is: "Mr Lau Hello, may I ask your name ah?" Khan ah ~~~~~~
11. A bit of a black female students, her boyfriend has Taibai some, there are days, days after the dorm was poisonous tongue suddenly blurting her: "You did not, you will give birth to a zebra"
12. Aging mother has always been as handsome and money as dirt, and they have been to see me like this
13. Do not, and I am better than lazy, I'm too lazy and you're better than
14. I am not a casual person and I can be up and not human
15. God said, Let there be light, I said that I oppose, from the world, with the dark
16. Today a bad mood. I have only four sentences say. Include this and the previous two. I finished saying ......
17. A man to do a cow wandering in between A and C who beef
18. My great name of God, little Jesus, the English name of God, Buddhist name, is the Tathagata ...
19. People can not hang in a tree, near the trees at the tree to die several times more to try
20. Trees do not skin, certain death; were shameless, invincible.
21. Farmer 3 boxing a little pain
22. In fact, I have been very popular: a child of my cute now, I love people slut
23. Not afraid of the tiger as the enemy, afraid that the same team-mate pigs
24. Go its own way, let others go by taxi
25. Mice carry the knife, the streets looking for the cat
26. As long as the effort deep shit too seriously
27. Chinese, who ran the fastest? Is Cao Cao (non Liu Xiang). Because that Cao Cao Cao Cao to
28. Thinking of how far, how far you go away
29. Only when long lines at the train station, can we truly realize that they are "descendants of the dragon."
30. Lovers and eventually became a family
31. Spring arrived, a group of geese are flying north, while arranged in B fonts T fonts arranged in a while ..
32. Where, where to lie down on the fall
33. Tiger does not shout at you when I was a HELLO KITTY!
34. The donkey is the idea came back ~
◆ woman fat or plump thin is thin high slender dwarf is petite; men fat or thin is ribs pig dwarf bamboo is high is Professor of melon ◆: 90% of adult women in China was not a virgin do send a letter to the President of the other 10% Have you heard of this woman do? Public girls shaking his head. "So you have not received the letter!" ◆ "I have a sort of love you?" "As much as a dime." "Only so little?" "Not a dime is 'very' me?" ◆ You long creative, living your courage, ugly is not your intention, God made a temper, live, without you, who set off the beauty of the world!
01. The early bird catches the worm, Early Riser, eaten by birds!
02. And a whale MM argument is not a fish, finally, I said, "say the word, I also take personal," she agreed to a whale That was not the fish.
03. Tiechu to grind needles, but can only be ground into a toothpick Mu Chu, material does not, more effort is useless.
04. If Replies is a virtue, then I would become a saint.
05. Life can not be like cooking, all the materials are ready before the pot.
06. I heard a woman such as clothing, brother of brotherhood. Looking back, I actually busy divvying up the streaker for 20 years!
07. Wear someone else's shoes, go its own way, let them go play in the search.
08. There is a very ancient legend, said to be in the XX beautiful campus to see who will live forever ... ...
09. Are the eggs all over the world together can break stones? ! So life is still to be realistic ... ...
10. Not afraid of the tiger as the enemy, afraid of pigs as teammates!
11. Summer is not good, poor northwest wind when I could not even get to drink ... no ...
12. I've had a pair of wings, but I did not use it in the sky, but on the stew pot ... ...
13. The water is clear there are no fish were to base the invincible!
14. I am not a casual person, and I can not man up.
15. Today, I say to my school group visits - to tell the truth, this is the first time I said, I see the clothes!
16. Thinking of how far, how far you roll! ! !
17. I am poor, my family's servants also very poor, my family's gardener is also very poor, very poor drivers of my home ... ...
18. Bank charges, said: "This is in line with international practice!" Service, said: "To consider the situation of China!"
19. On the horse, not necessarily a prince, he may be the Tang Monk; with angel wings are not necessarily, he may be a bird person.
20. Huai just like pregnancy, long time before people see it.
21. Points higher, farther urine.
22. A minimum goal of Students: peasant woman, spring, a bit field
23. I phone a friend in his girlfriend's name is "he", then they broke up, they become "it" ... ...
24. Nothing matters not to me, and something not to me!
25. Do you think I will watch you die you go to? I will close my eyes to!
26. Buddha said: "Looking back only 500 of past lives this life in exchange for a pass." I would prefer to pass to a world in exchange for life's 500 Review.
27. What shall I love you to death ... ...
28. Network is like a prison, stole a purse originally came in, so when anything out of the learned.
29. Angels fly the reason is because they themselves see very light ... ...
30. I want to puppy love, but it is too late ... ...
31. Shitai! You from the old monk it!
32. I love you! None of your business?
33. Xuehaiwuya, repent and be saved!
34. Life tmd fun, because life is to play my old tmd!
35. This world, I believe two people, one is me and the other is not you.
36. I do not know who bed-law, daughter-I do not know who's bed!
37. I wish I could personally control your grandfather cry: Daddy!
38. NTUT lied to me four years in college, so I'm going to teach me the knowledge of fraud Greeley social life!
39. I have friends around, ah, you have known it quickly so that I can sell the memoirs of a ~ ~ ~
40. When you put on love, wedding, and I put on a monk's robe ... ...
41. Never seen such a disgusting school - the midterm exam is set at May 8! ! ! (Cover up)
42. Prices higher and higher, so fewer and fewer good men ... ...
43. If I do the emperor, on the seal when you Prince!
44. I have a friend phone in his girlfriend's name is "he", then they broke up, they become "it" ... ...
45. Has never become a good student, is strong and reliable quality!
46. Damn, I been complaints against the! Customers say the mp3 files I gave him no images!
47. Life sometimes is like eunuchs **** it - resistance is painful, do not resist or pain!
48. Will each reduce the number of girls to boys behind the 6!
49. East say the west side of the rain, I am enthusiastic teacher mercilessly. So when I test the door to the common struggle and students!
50. What a strange thing to embrace, clearly depend on so close, but not see each other face
1.錢不是問題，問題是沒錢！
2.喝醉了我誰也不服,我就扶墻!
3.我就像壹只趴在玻璃上的蒼蠅，前途壹片光明，但又找不到出路．
4.大師兄，妳知道嗎？二師兄的肉現在比師傅的都貴了
5.如果多吃魚可以補腦讓人變聰明的話，那麽妳至少得吃壹對兒鯨魚……
6.水至清則無魚，人至賤則無敵。
7.青春就像衛生紙，看著挺多得，用著用著就不夠了~
8.懷才就像懷孕，時間久了才能讓人看出來。
9.我身邊的朋友們啊，妳們快點出名吧，這樣我的回憶錄就可以暢銷了~~~
10.同事去見客戶,可能是緊張,壹開口便是：“劉先生妳好,請問妳貴姓啊?”汗啊~~~~~~
11.壹女同學黑了些,她男友又太白了些,有天宿舍裏得毒舌天後突然對她冒出壹句：“妳們這樣不行,妳們會生出斑馬來的”
12.老娘壹向視帥哥與金錢如糞土，而他們也壹直是這樣看我的
13.不要和我比懶,我懶得和妳比
14.我不是個隨便的人 我隨便起來不是人
15.上帝說,要有光,我說我反對,從此世界上有了黑暗
16.今天心情不好.我只有四句話想說.包括這句和前面的兩句.我的話說完了......
17.做人就要做壹個徘徊在牛A和牛C之間的人
18.我的大名叫上帝，小名叫耶穌，英文名God， 法號是如來...
19.人不能在壹棵樹上吊死，要在附近幾棵樹上多死幾次試試
20.樹不要皮，必死無疑；人不要臉，天下無敵。
21.農夫三拳有點疼
22.其實我壹直很受人歡迎的：小時候的我人見人愛，如今的我人賤人愛
23.不怕虎壹樣的敵人，就怕豬壹樣的隊友
24.走自己的路，讓別人打車去吧
25.老鼠扛刀，滿街找貓
26.只要功夫深，拉屎也認真
27.中國人誰跑的最快？是曹操（非劉翔）。因為說曹操曹操到
28.思想有多遠，妳就給我滾多遠
29.只有在火車站大排長龍時，才能真正意識到自己是“龍的傳人”。
30.有情人終成家屬
31.春天來了,壹群大雁正向北飛,壹會兒排成B字型,壹會兒排成T字型..
32.在哪裏跌倒 就在哪裏躺下
33.老虎不發威 妳當我是HELLO KITTY！
34.驢是的念來過倒~
◆女人胖是豐滿 瘦是苗條 高是修長 矮是嬌小；男人胖是肥豬 瘦是排骨 高是竹竿矮是冬瓜 ◆教授：我國成年女性有90%不是處女 總統為此寄信給其他10%的女性 妳們聽說過此事嗎？眾女生搖頭。“那麽說妳們都沒有收到信！” ◆“妳愛我有幾分？”“壹毛錢之多。”“只有這麽壹點嗎？”“壹毛錢不就是‘十分’嗎？” ◆妳長的很有創意，活著是妳的勇氣，醜不是妳的本意，是上帝發了脾氣，活下去，沒有妳，誰來襯托世界的美麗！
01.早起的鳥兒有蟲吃，早起的蟲兒被鳥吃！
02.和壹MM爭論鯨魚是不是魚，最後我說“曰本人也帶個人字”，她這才同意鯨魚不是魚。
03.鐵杵能磨成針，但木杵只能磨成牙簽，材料不對，再努力也沒用。
04.如果回帖是壹種美德，那我早就成為聖人了。
05.人生不能像做菜、把所有的料都準備好才下鍋。
06.聽說女人如衣服，兄弟如手足。回想起來，我竟然七手八腳的裸奔了20年！
07.穿別人的鞋，走自己的路，讓他們打的找去吧。
08.有壹個很古老的傳說，說是在XX校園內能看到美女的人會長生不老……
09.難道全世界的雞蛋聯合起來就能打破石頭嗎？！所以做人還是要現實些……
10.不怕虎壹樣的敵人，就怕豬壹樣的隊友！
11.夏天就是不好，窮的時候我連西北風都沒得喝……
12.我也曾有過壹雙翅膀，不過我沒用它在天上翺翔，而是放在鍋裏燉湯……
13.水至清則無魚，人至賤則無敵！
14.我不是隨便的人，我隨便起來不是人。
15.今天壹群曰本人來我校參觀——說實話，這是我第壹次看到穿衣服的曰本人！
16.思想有多遠，妳就滾多遠！！！
17.我很窮，我家的傭人也很窮，我家的園丁也很窮，我家的司機也很窮……
18.銀行收費時說：“這符合國際慣例！”服務時卻說：“要考慮中國國情！”
19.騎白馬的不壹定是王子，他可能是唐僧；帶翅膀的也不壹定是天使，他可能是鳥人。
20.懷才就像懷孕，時間久了才能讓人看出來。
21.站的更高，尿的更遠。
22.壹大學生 最低奮鬥目標：農婦，山泉，有點田
23.我朋友在他女友手機裏的名字是“他”，後來他們分手了，就變成了“它”……
24.沒什麽事不要找我，有事更不用找我！
25.妳以為我會眼睜睜地看著妳去送死嗎？我會閉上眼睛的！
26.佛曰：“前世的500次回眸才換來今生的壹次擦肩而過”。我寧願用來世的壹次擦肩而過來換得今生的500次回眸。
27.我拿什麽整死妳的愛人……
28.網絡就像是監獄，本來是偷了個錢包進來的，等出去的時候就什麽都學會了。
29.天使之所以會飛，是因為她們把自己看得很輕……
30.我想早戀，但是已經晚了……
31.師太！妳就從了老衲吧！
32.我愛妳！關妳什麽事？
33.學海無涯，回頭是岸！
34.生活tmd好玩，因為生活老tmd玩我！
35.這個世界上我只相信兩個人，壹個是我，另壹個不是妳。
36.我床上的不知道是誰媳婦，我媳婦不知道在誰的床上！
37.我真想親口管妳爺爺叫聲：爹！
38.北科大騙了我大學四年，所以我打算用北科大教我的知識騙社會壹輩子！
39.我身邊的朋友們啊，妳們快點出名吧，這樣我的回憶錄就可以暢銷了~~~
40.當妳穿上了愛情的婚紗，我也披上了和尚的袈裟……
41.沒見過這麽惡心的學校——把期中考試訂在5月8號！！！（隱諱）
42.房價越來越高，所以，好男人越來越少……
43.如果我做了皇帝，就封妳當太子！
44.我朋友在他女友手機裏的名字是“他”，後來他們分手了，就變成了“它”……
45.始終沒有淪為壹名優秀的大學生，靠的就是堅強品質！
46.媽的，我被人投訴了！客戶說我給他的mp3文件沒有圖像！
47.生活有時就像被太監****壹樣——反抗是痛苦，不反抗還是痛苦！
48.將每個女生後面的男生數減少到6名！
49.東邊曰出西邊雨，導師無情我有情。所以考試時我要和同學門***同奮戰！
50.擁抱真是個奇怪的東西，明明靠的那麽近，卻看不見彼此的臉