.半夜三更，廁所無燈，妳去解手，掉進茅坑，與蛆搏鬥，與屎競爭，無人救妳，壯烈犧牲，生得偉大，死得無聲，為了紀念妳，廁所安了燈！ 2.妳的壹笑，狼都上吊，妳的壹叫，雞飛狗跳，妳的壹站，臭味彌漫，妳壹出汗，虱子災難，妳不打扮，比鬼難看，妳壹打扮，鬼嚇癱瘓！ 3.壹日曹操拜訪蔣幹，握住蔣幹雙手熱情的說：“幹，妳娘好嗎？”蔣幹暈倒，許久醒來，激動的說：“操，妳全家好嗎？”曹操隨即吐血身亡！ 4.傻子偷乞丐的錢包，被瞎子看到了，啞巴大吼壹聲，把聾子嚇了壹跳，駝子挺身而出，瘸子飛起壹腳，麻子說：“看我的面子算了。”瘋子說：“就是，人要有理智！” 5.壹次軍事演練中，壹顆炮彈偏離很遠，派出去查看的士兵發現：炮彈落在農田裏，田裏站著妳，衣衫婆碎，滿面漆黑，妳雙眼含淚的說：“我就偷壹棵白菜，用得著用炮轟嗎？我容易嗎我？” 6.愛空空，情空空，自己流浪在街中；人空空，錢空空，單身苦命在打工；事空空，業空空，想來想去就發瘋；手機空，沒錢充，生活所迫不輕松。總之四大皆空！ 7.剛畢業時：兄弟們，後會有期！畢業壹年：兄弟們，後會有妻！後來：兄弟們，後悔有妻！再後來：兄弟們，會有後妻！最後：兄弟們，悔後有妻！ 8.壹農民趕車進城被警察攔下，理由：沒有車牌！農民找來壹塊婆木板寫壹牌並掛上，警察看後立即暈倒！！牌號寫的是：牛B - 74110！
Toilet. The middle of the night, no light, you go to relieve themselves, fall into the pit, and maggots struggle to compete with the feces, no one to save you, heroic sacrifice, born great, die silent, to commemorate you, toilets, security lights! You smile, wolves are hanging, you called, deserted, your one-stop, the smell filled the air, a sweat lice disaster, you do not dress up than a ghost ugly, you have a dress, ghosts threatened paralysis. 3 day Cao Cao visited Jiang Gan, holding Jiang Gan hands enthusiastically said: "dry, your mother all right?" Jiang Gan collapsed a long time to wake up, and said excitedly: "Fuck you and your family, please?" Cao Cao immediately hematemesis died! Fool stole the beggar's purse, the blind see, the dumb shout startled, the deaf hunchback to come forward, and the lame kick, the pockmarks said: "Look at my face Forget." Madman, : "is that people have reason!" 5. a military drill, a projectile deviate from very far away, sent to see the soldiers found: the shells landed in the fields, the fields stood you, broken clothes woman sounded dark. tears in her eyes, said: "I stole a cabbage, need it with shelling? easy to do?" 6. love empty, empty love, their own wandering in the street; people empty, empty of money, single hardy work; empty things, empty industry, After much deliberation on the mad; phone empty, charge no money, the life force is not easy. In short nothing being done! Just graduated: the brothers meet again! Graduation year: brothers, will then be wife! Later: brothers, regret that a wife! Then: brothers, there will be a second wife! Finally: brothers, regret after a wife! A peasant coachman city was stopped by the police on the grounds: there is no license plate! The farmers got the wood of a woman to write one license and hang up immediately fainted, the police look! ! Grade write: bovine B - 74.11 thousand!
(1) 四個外科醫生圍坐在壹起，談論他們喜歡為何種人做手術。 第壹個醫生說："我最喜歡為圖書管理員做手術。當妳打開他們的身體時，裏面 的壹切東西都是按字母順序排列的。" 第二個醫生說："我最喜歡為會計做手術。當妳打開他們的身體時，壹切都是按數字順序排列的。"第三個醫生說："我最喜歡為電工做手術。當妳找開他們的身體時，壹切都是用 顏色做代號的。" 第四個醫生說： "我最喜歡為日本人做手術。"其他三個醫生面面相覷，表示懷疑，其中壹個問什麽。第四個醫生說因為他們沒有心肝，沒有脊骨，且屁股和頭可以相交換。
(2) 壹個人給日本人商人打電話說："我找太郎先生。" 接線員說："對不起，他上周去世了。"第二天，這個人又壹次打電話，想跟太郎談壹談。這次接線員有點厭煩，說："我壹直在告訴您他上周去世了。您為什麽還要打電話呢？"那個人說："因為我就是喜歡聽這件事。"
(3) 壹個日本人在中國壹家飯店裏吃飯。當侍者端上壹盤龍蝦後，日本人問道：請問妳們怎樣處理吃剩的蝦殼？""當然是倒掉啦，"侍者道。"NO！NO！NO！"日本人搖搖頭說，"在我們日本，吃剩的蝦殼就送進工廠裏，做成蝦餅，然後再賣到妳們中國 . "壹會兒，侍者又端上了壹盤水果，日本人指著其中壹個檸檬又問："請問妳們怎樣處理吃剩的檸檬皮？""當然是倒掉啦，"侍者道。"NO！NO！NO！" 日本人搖搖頭說，"在我們日本，吃剩的檸檬皮就送進工廠裏，做成果珍，然後再賣到妳們中國。" 結帳的時候，日本人壹邊嚼著口香糖，壹邊笑著問侍： "請問妳們怎樣處理吃剩的口香糖？""當然是吐掉啦，"侍者道。 "NO！NO！NO！" 日本人搖搖頭，得意的說，"在我們日本，嚼過的口香糖就送進工廠裏，做成套套，然後再賣到妳們中國. "侍者不耐煩的問道："那妳知道在我們中國，如何處理用過的套套嗎？""當然是扔掉啦。"日本人道。侍者搖搖頭說："NO！NO！NO！在我們中國，用過的套套就送進工廠裏，做成口香糖，然後再賣到妳們日本。"
4) 通往芝加哥機場的公路上行駛著壹輛出租車，車上乘坐著壹個日本遊客。這時，壹輛出租車超了過去，日本人喊道： "瞧，豐田！日本制造！多快呀！"過了壹會兒，又壹輛出租車超了過去。"看，尼桑！是日本制造！太快啦！"又壹輛出租車超了過去。 "嗨！是三菱！日本制造！快極啦！"出租車司機是百分之百的美國人，看見那麽多日本車超過自己的美國車，加上那個日本人張狂的語言，不免有些惱火。出租車駛入機場停車場，這時，又壹輛出租車超了過去。 "是本田！日本制造！快極啦！沒治啦！"出租車司機停下車，沒好氣兒地指了指計價器，說道："1500美金。""這麽近就要1500美金？！" "計價器！日本制造！快極啦！沒治啦！"
5) 有壹架飛機上面坐有壹美國人壹個德國人壹個日本人和壹個中國人，飛機飛到壹半突然沒油了，機長宣布必須有壹人跳機以減輕重量，於是那美國人就發揮其個人英雄主義精神走到飛機艙口高呼壹聲：美利堅和眾國萬歲！！然後就跳下去了！飛機繼續飛.....這時機長又宣布：重量還是太重了，還得跳下去壹個人！於是德國人就站出來，走到飛機艙口，高呼壹聲：德意誌帝國萬歲！也跟著跳了下去！飛機繼續飛..... 這時機長又宣布說：不行，還是重了，必須再跳下去壹個人！中國人看了日本人壹眼，站起來走到了飛機艙口，日本人趕緊走過來緊緊握住中國人的手：好兄弟，我不會忘了妳的！中國人高呼壹聲：中華人民***和國萬歲！！ 接著壹腳把日本人給踹下去了！！......
(1) Four surgeons were sitting together to talk about what people they like surgery. The first doctor said: "My favorite librarian surgery. When you open their bodies, everything inside is in alphabetical order." The second doctor said: "I like to do for accounting surgery when you open their bodies, all in numerical order of the third doctor said: "My favorite for electricians surgery when you find to open their bodies, all with color do Code of the fourth doctor said: "My favorite is the Japanese surgery. three other doctors looked at each other, skeptical, and one asked what. The fourth doctor said that because they have no heart, no spine, and buttocks and head exchange.
(2) a person to call the Japanese businessman said: "I find Taro." The operator said: "I'm sorry, he died last week." The next day, again to call this person wants to Taro to talk about. The operator is a little tired, said: "I always tell you that he passed away last week. Why you call it?" The man said: "Because I love to hear it."
(3) a Japanese dinner in a Chinese restaurant. When the waiter cup of dish lobster, the Japanese asked: I ask you how to deal with leftover shrimp? "Of course, is drained," the waiter said. "NO! NO! NO! "The Japanese shook his head and said," In our Japan, the leftover shrimp sent to the factory, made shrimp cakes, and then sold to you. "For a while, the waiter and end on a fruit, the Japanese refer to one lemon asked: "I ask you how to deal with leftover lemon peel? "Of course, is drained," the waiter said. "NO! NO! NO! "The Japanese shook his head and said," In our Japan, the leftover lemon peel sent to the factory, made Guozhen, and then sold to you. Checkout time, the Japanese side of chewing gum, laughing asked the waiter: "I ask you how to deal with leftover gum? "Of course, is to spit!" Waiter Road. "NO! NO! NO! "The Japanese shook his head, and proudly said," In our Japan, chewing gum sent to the factory made of condoms, and then sold to you. "Impatient waiter asked:" Do you know we China, how to deal with a used condom? "Of course, is to throw away! "The Japanese Road. Waiter shook his head and said:" NO! NO! NO! In China, we used the condom sent to the factory, made of gum, and then sold to you in Japan. "
4) to the Chicago airport on the highway driving a taxi, car ride with a Japanese tourist. At this time, a taxi over the past, the Japanese shouted: "Look, Toyota! Made in Japan! How fast!" After a while, but also a taxi over the past. "Look, Nissan! Is made in Japan are too quick!" A taxi over the past. "Hey! Mitsubishi! Made in Japan! Fast, I tell you!" Taxi driver is 100 percent of Americans see so many Japanese cars over American car with Japanese insolent language, and help a bit annoyed. A taxi into the airport parking lot, this time, but also a taxi over the past. Honda! Japanese manufacturing fast, I tell you not cure! "The taxi driver stopped, the snappily child pointed to the meter, said:" 1500 dollars. "So close is necessary $ 1,500?" meter made in Japan! fast, I tell you! not rule! "
5) an aircraft sit one Americans, a German one Japanese and a Chinese aircraft flew half of suddenly running out of oil, the captain announced that there must be a Trip order to reduce weight, so that Americans play to their personal heroism went to the aircraft hatch shouting out: Long live the United States and the United States of ! And then jump off! The aircraft continued to fly ..... Then the captain announced: the weight is too heavy, and had to jump off a So German stand out, went to the aircraft hatch, shouting loudly: Long live the German Empire! Follow the jump down! The aircraft continued to fly ..... Then the captain announced that: No, or heavier, you must jump off a Chinese people see the Japanese one, stood up and walked to the aircraft hatch, the Japanese quickly came to hang on the hand of the Chinese people: good brother, I will not forget you! Chinese people shouting loudly: the People's Republic of China Long live! ! Then kick the Japanese to kick down! ! ......