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英語笑話大全帶翻譯：The amazing golf ball
神奇的高爾夫球
A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!"
壹個高爾夫球手正要發球，跑上來壹個無限諂媚的小個子推銷員，喊到：? 等壹下。在您發球前，我請您看壹樣超神奇的東西。?
The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?"
高爾夫球手頗感被打攪，說道：?什麽東西啊?
"It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never lose it!"
?是壹個很特別的高爾夫球 - 壹個永遠不會被弄丟的球!?
"you can never lose it"，scoffs the golfer, "What if you hit it into the water?
?永遠不會丟的球?，高爾夫球手嘲諷地說，?如果球被打到水裏呢?
"No problem," says the salesman. "It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it."
?沒問題。它能漂起來，還能探測到哪裏是岸，然後自己就能轉到岸邊。?
"Well, what if you hit it into the woods?"
?那麽如果掉到樹叢裏呢?
"Easy," says the salesman. "It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed."
?簡單。它能發出嘟嘟聲，這樣妳就能循聲而至了。?
"Okay," says the golfer, impressed. "But what if your round goes late and it gets dark?"
?那如果天黑了怎麽找它呢?
"No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I'm telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!"
?球會在黑暗中發光啊!壹句話，妳永遠不會找不到這個球。?
The golfer buys it at once. "Just one question," he says to the salesman. "Where did you get it?"
高爾夫球手當即買下這個球，隨口問了壹句：?妳從哪搞到它的?
"I found it."
?是我撿到的啦!?
英語笑話大全帶翻譯：這是我的位子It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a windowseat.
壹位女士頭壹回坐飛機。她登機後發現自己的座位僅靠窗子。
After she settled in, a man came over and insisted that she was in his seat. She ignored himand told him to go away.
她坐好後，壹位男士走過來堅持說她坐了他的位子。這位女士根本不聽，只告訴他走開。
"Okay," replied the man. "If that's the way you want it, you fly the plane."
?好吧，?男士回答道。?如果妳真想這樣，妳來開飛機吧。?
英語笑話大全帶翻譯：許願也要小心A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell onthe same day.
壹對夫婦結婚已經25年了，正在壹起慶祝他們的結婚紀念日和60歲生日。
During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a lovingcouple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
正慶祝時，壹位仙女從天而降說25年來他們壹直相親相愛，她將實現他們每個人壹個願望。
The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had thetickets in her hand.
妻子說想環遊世界。仙女握住了她的手，只聽轟的壹聲。妻子手中出現了各種入場券和票。
Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like tohave a woman 30 years younger than me."
接著就該丈夫許願了。他頓了壹下，然後不好意思地說：?嗯，我想要壹個比我年輕30歲的妻子。?
The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.
仙女拿起魔杖，只聽轟的壹聲!丈夫變成90歲的老翁了。
英語笑話大全帶翻譯：用金錢來表達Boy:Honey,my love of you is beyond expression.
小夥子:親愛的,我對妳的愛,簡直無法用語言來表達.
Girl:Then you can use money to express it.
姑娘:那妳就用金錢來表達吧!