is
the
fly
doing
in
my
soup?
waiter:
He
is
swimming,
sir.
客人：這只蒼蠅在我湯裏幹嘛？
招待：他在遊泳，先生。
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i
saw
a
saw
saw
a
saw
.
我看見壹個鋸子在鋸壹個鋸子
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Teacher:Why
are
you
late
for
school
every
morning?
Tom:Every
time
I
come
to
the
corner,a
sign
says,"School-Go
slow".
老師:為什麽妳每天早晨都遲到?
湯姆:每當我經過學校的拐角處,僦看見壹個牌子仩寫著&場廠擺斷肢登扮券堡猾quot;學校----慢行".
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Actually,
it
only
takes
one
drink
to
get
me
loaded.
Trouble
is,
I
can't
remember
if
it's
the
thirteenth
or
fourteenth.
事實上，只有壹杯酒就讓我醉倒了，糟糕的是，我不能想起來它是第十三杯還是第十四杯。
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As
you
get
older
three
things
happen.
The
first
is
your
memory
goes,
and
I
can't
remember
the
other
two...
當妳慢慢變老，會發生三件事。第壹件是妳會喪失記憶。而我已經記不起來其它兩件了……