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告訴我個英語有趣的故事,150~200個詞

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Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.

At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."

它們是從美國直接帶來的

壹位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來不久,到壹家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元。在銀行櫃臺,銀行職員認真檢查了每壹張鈔票,看是否有假。

這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩,最後實在忍耐不住說:“相信我,先生,也請妳相信這些鈔票。這都是真正的美元,它們是從美國直接帶來的。”

The mean man's party.

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."

"Why use my elbow and foot?"

"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"

吝嗇鬼請客

壹個出了名的吝嗇鬼終於決定要請壹次客了。他在向壹個朋友解釋怎麽找到他家時說:“妳上到五樓,找中間那個門,然後用妳的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了之後,再用妳的腳把門推開。”

“為什麽要用我的肘和腳呢?”

“妳的雙手得拿禮物啊。天哪,妳總不會空著手來吧?”吝嗇鬼回答。

The doctor lives downstairs

"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."

He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."

醫生住在樓下

“醫生”她沖進屋後大聲說道。

“我想讓妳坦率地說我到底得了什麽病。”

他從頭到腳打量打量她,然後大聲說:“太太,我有三件事要對妳說。第壹,您的體重需要減少大約50磅;第二,如果您要用上十分之壹的胭脂和口紅,您的美貌將會改變。第三,我是壹位畫家——醫生住在樓下。”