超級爆笑~~~~~~~以下是本集的中英文臺詞~~~~~~~~~~
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妳們看，醜裸男在收拾東西
Guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy's putting stuff in boxes.
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看樣子我們的裸友要搬家了
I'd say our naked buddy is moving.
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諷刺的是大部分的箱子都標示著“衣服”
Ironically, most of the boxes seem to be labeled "Clothes."
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我會懷念那個大屁股的
I'm going to miss that big old squishy butt.
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雞肉炒飯沒了
And we're done with the chicken fried rice.
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如果他要搬走我可以去把那裏租下來
If he's moving, maybe I should try to get his place!
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好主意跟妳們遙遙相對多好玩啊
It would be so cool to live across from you guys.
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那我們就可以玩電話遊戲
We could do that telephone thing...
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妳壹個罐子，我們壹個罐子中間有壹條線
...where you have a can, we have a can...
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或者中間有壹條線
...and it's connected by a string.
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或者我們也可以打真的電話
Or we could do the actual telephone thing.
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糟糕，他的第三點就到膠帶了
He's got packing tape stuck to where you really don't want it.
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快撕掉啊，肥仔
Get it off, fat man! Get it off!
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糟糕，他想慢慢撕下來
Oh, no, he's trying to pull it off slowly.
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相信我，撕膠帶壹定要快狠準
Take it from me, if you're gonna pull tape off yourself, it's gotta be in one quick motion.
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就像那樣
Like that.
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老友記 Friends S05E14
The One Where Everyone Finds Out
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天哪，我愛死這層公寓了
Oh, my God. I love this apartment!
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很完美吧?
Isn't it perfect?
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我居然沒發現這裏有這麽棒
I can't believe I never realized how great it is!
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因為妳的目光會馬上移到醜裸男身上
Because your eye goes to the big naked man.
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太棒了
It's amazing!
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妳最好趕快去申請否則我會搶先
Hurry up with an application, or I'll beat you to it.
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沒想到會有這壹天我要去用醜裸男的廁所了
Well, I'm going to use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom.
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妳看，是莫妮卡和錢德
Look! There's Monica and Chandler.
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餵，妳們好，餵
Hey, you guys!
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錢德和莫妮卡!
Chandler and Monica!
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天哪
Oh, my God!
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我要瞎了! 我要瞎了
Oh, my eyes!
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我要瞎了! 我要瞎了
My eyes!
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沒事的
It's okay!
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不! 他們搞在壹起我知道，我知道
- They're doing it! - I know!
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我知道．妳知道?
- I know! - You know?
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對，我知道，喬伊也知道．但羅斯不知道 所以妳別再叫了
Yes, I know it. J
oey knows, but Ross doesn't, so stop screaming!
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怎麽了?
What's going on?
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怎麽了? 沒事
- What? - Nothing!
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我們只是好興奮妳要搬來這裏
We are so excited that you'll get this apartment!
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這裏的確很棒
Looks really good.
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這裏的確很棒
Looks pretty good!
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快過來啊
Get in here! Come on!
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妳是說每次莫妮卡和錢德
You mean whenever Monica and Chandler...
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去洗衣服或買東西或…
...were doing laundry or going grocery shopping?
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她每次跟傷心的琳達講電話
The time Monica spent on the phone with Linda from camp?
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嘿咻，嘿咻，色情電話
Doing it, doing it, phone, doing it.
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真不敢相信
I can't believe it!
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真是太好了…對男方來說
I think it's great. For him.
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女方可以有更好的對象
She could do better.
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妳們好
Hey, you guys.
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喬伊，快過來
Come here!
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菲比發現莫妮卡和錢德的事了
Phoebe found out about Monica and Chandler.
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就是他們是朋友，如此而己?
You mean how they're friends and nothing more?
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不，喬伊，她知道了
Joey, she knows.
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我們剛才在醜裸男的公寓看到他們隔著窗戶在做
We saw them doing it through the window.
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應該說是靠著窗戶在做
Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window.
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我們看到他們私通
We saw them fornicating.
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他們知道妳知道但是不知道瑞秋知道?
So they know you know, and they don't know that Rachel knows?
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對，但現在這些都不重要了
Yes, but it doesn't matter who knows what.
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我們有三個人知道就可以告訴他們了
Now enough of us know that we could just tell them we know.
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我再也不必說謊保密了
All the lying and the secrets will finally be over.
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或者我們也可以不告訴他們自己來找點樂子
Or, we could not tell them we know, and have a little fun.
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什麽意思?
What do you mean?
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譬如每次他們說要洗衣服我們就給他們壹堆衣服洗
If they say they are doing laundry, we'll give them laundry to do.
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我喜歡
I would enjoy that.
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不，妳知道怎樣更好玩? 告訴他們
You know what would be even more fun? Telling them.
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聽起來不好玩 那就讓它變好玩
- That doesn't sound like fun.
- So we'll make it fun.
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我們可以學理發店四重唱
We'll do it like a barbershop quartet!
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我們知道…
We know, we know, we know
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不，我想照菲比的做法
No, I want to do Phoebe's thing.
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我沒辦法再…
I can't take...
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妳只要別說我們知道就行了
You don't have to do anything. Just don't tell them we know.
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不要，我沒辦法再保密了
I can't take anymore secrets.
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我有妳們的秘密，他們的秘密還有我自己的秘密
I got your secrets, their secrets, secrets of my own.
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妳才沒有秘密
You don't have any secrets.
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是嗎? 妳就不知道我有個企鵝抱枕叫抱寶
Well, you don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal.
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所以…我們要怎麽要他們?
How are we going to mess with them?
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妳可以利用室友的身分
You could use your position as the roommate.
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我就運用我最大的本錢
And I would use the strongest tool at my disposal.
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我的性感
My sexuality.
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孩子們
Hello, children.
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仔細看，學著點別吃我的餅幹
Watch. Learn. And don't eat my cookie.
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妳穿這件外套真好看
That jacket looks great on you.
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是嗎? 對，這個料子摸起來好軟…
- Really? - The material is so soft.
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二頭肌先生
Hello, Mr. Bicep.
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妳有在健身嗎?
You're working out?
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我有在擠牙膏
I try to squeeze things.
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妳還好嗎?
Are you okay?
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如果妳真的想知道，
If you really want to know...
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我不能告訴妳
I can't tell you this.
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菲比，妳什麽都可以告訴我
You can tell me anything.
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事實上我就是不能告訴妳
Actually, you are the one person I can't tell this to.
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但我又最想告訴妳
And the one person I want to the most.
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怎麽了?
What's going on?
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因為我很久沒跟男人在壹起了
I just haven't been with a guy in so long...
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有時妳壹直尋尋覓覓
...and sometimes you're looking for something...
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卻沒發現他就在妳眼前喝咖啡
...and it's right there in front of you, sipping coffee...
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我說太多了嗎?
Oh, no. Have I said too much?
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總之妳考慮壹下，我就會考慮
Just something to think about. I know I will.
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妳好可愛
You are so cute.
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妳怎麽會這麽可愛?
How did you get to be so cute?
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我爺爺是瑞典人
My grandfather was Swedish.
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我奶奶其實是只拇指兔
And my grandmother was a tiny little bunny.
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妳變得更可愛了
Now you're even cuter.
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這簡直是今天的民意
You know, that is a popular opinion today, I must say.
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今天在咖啡館有壹件怪事
The weirdest thing happened at the coffeehouse.
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我覺得菲比在釣我
Phoebe was hitting on me.
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妳在說什麽?
What are you talking about?
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是真的，菲比覺得我很有魅力
I think Phoebe thinks I'm foxy.
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不可能
It's not possible.
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抱歉，只是在菲比眼中妳的迷人
I'm sorry, Phoebe's just always thought you were charming...
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是無性的
...in a sexless kind of way.
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這種話真是百聽不厭
You know, I can't hear that enough.
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抱歉，妳應該誤解她的意思了
I just think you misunderstood her.
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我沒有誤解，好嗎? 她只差沒撲上來
I didn't, okay? She was all over me.
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她還摸我的二頭肌尖叫
She touched my bicep, for crying out loud.
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這個二頭肌?
This bicep?
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是我現在沒擠它
Well, it's not flexed right now.
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為什麽妳這麽難相信菲比對我有意思?
Why is it so hard for you to believe that Phoebe could be attracted to me?
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我沒有啊
It's not.