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英語幽默笑話故事

On his deathbed poor Lubin lies;

His spouse is in despair;

With frequent sobs and mutual cries;

They both express their care.

“A different cause,”says Parson Sly,

“The same effect may give:

Poor Lubin fears that he may die ;

His wife,that he may live”.

合理的哀傷

馬修·普賴厄

可憐的魯賓躺在他的病床裏;

他的妻子陷入絕望;

頻頻啜泣,相對哭啼,

他們都表達著憂傷。

“不同原因,”滑頭牧師說,

“可產生同樣結果:

可憐的魯賓怕他會死;

他老婆,怕他會活。”

Dear white, something you got to know

親愛的白種人,有幾件事妳必須知道。

When I was born, I was black.

當我出生時,我是黑色的

When I grow up, I am black.

我長大了,我是黑色的

When I'm under the sun, I'm black.

我在陽光下,我是黑色的

When I'm cold, I'm black.

我寒冷時,我是黑色的

When I'm afraid, I'm black.

我害怕時,我是黑色的

When I'm sick, I'm black.

我生病了,我是黑色的

When I die, I'm still black.

當我死了,我仍是黑色的。

you---white people,

妳---白種人

When you were born, you were pink.

當妳出生時,妳是粉紅色的

When you grow up, you become white.

妳長大了,變成白色的

You're red under the sun.

妳在陽光下,妳是紅色的

You're blue when you're cold.

妳寒冷時,妳是青色的

You are yellow when you're afraid.

妳害怕時,妳是黃色的

You're green when you're sick.

妳生病時,妳是綠色的

You're gray when you die.

當妳死時,妳是灰色的

And you, call me "color"?

而妳,卻叫我「有色人種」?