英語笑話80詞

英語笑話80詞

　Mrs. Brown dialed her daughter's number and sang out, "Hello, darling. How are you?"

　"Terrible, Mom. My back is killing1 me, the children are acting2 up, the house is a mess?and I'm expecting guest for dinner."

　"Don't worry, darling. I'm coming right over. I'll feed the kids, clean up your place, and cook a dinner your guests will never forget."

　You're an angel! How is Dad?"

　"Dad? Sweetheart, you know Daddy died nine years ago."

　Pause. "What number are you calling? Hold on? Please!" the voice wailed3. "Does this mean you are not coming over?"

　布朗夫人給她女兒撥了個電話，然後高興地說：?哎，親愛的，妳好嗎?

　?太糟了， 媽媽。我的腰疼得很厲害。孩子們壹直在鬧，房子裏亂七八糟的`，我還要為六為客人準備晚餐。?

　?親愛的，別著急，我馬上就來。我會把孩子們餵飽，清理好房子，然後給客人們做壹頓難以忘懷的晚餐。?

　?妳真是個救命的菩薩，爸爸怎麽樣?

　?妳爸爸?親愛的，妳這是怎麽啦?妳爸爸九年前就死了呀?

　沈默了壹會，?您是不是撥錯了電話?請別掛上，?那個聲音變的有氣無力了，?是不是這就意味著您不會來啦?

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