很短的英語小笑話就是用英語表達出來壹句有意思的小笑話。
例句：
1、醫生問病人是怎麽骨折的。病人說，我覺得鞋裏有沙子，就扶著電線桿抖鞋。tmd有個混蛋經過那裏，以為我觸電了，便抄起木棍給了我兩棍子。
The doctor asked the patient how the fracture happened. The patient said, I felt there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes by holding the electric pole. TMD an asshole passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he took a stick and gave me two sticks.
2、生物課上，老師問：“如何才能正確分辨章魚的手和腳？”學生答：“放個屁給它聞，會捂住鼻子的就是手，其他的就是腳。“全班皆倒。
In biology class, the teacher asked, "how can we correctly distinguish the hands and feet of octopus?" The student replied, "put a fart and smell it. It's the hands that cover the nose and the others are the feet." the whole class fell down.
3、壹人上班老是放響屁，同事忍不住說：“妳能不能不出聲？”然後便見他坐在那抖個不停。同事問他在幹什麽，他答：“我現在已經調成振動啦！”
A person always farts at work, and his colleagues can't help saying, "can you keep quiet?" Then I saw him sitting there shaking. When his colleague asked him what he was doing, he replied, "I've adjusted to vibration now!"
4、女人壹生最喜歡兩朵花：壹是有錢花，二是盡量花。
Women like two flowers most in their life: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible.
5、俗話說：妳笑，全世界都跟著妳笑；妳哭，全世界只有妳壹個人哭。
As the saying goes: if you laugh, the whole world laughs with you; You cry, you are the only one crying in the world.