Am
Acting
Like
a
Lady
One
day
when
women's
dresses
were
on
sale
at
the
FarEast
Department
Store,
a
dignified
middle-aged
man
decided
to
get
his
wife
a
piece.
But
he
soon
found
himself
being
battered
by
frantic
women.
He
stood
it
as
long
as
he
could;
then,
with
head
lowered
and
arms
flailing,
he
plowed
through
the
crowed.
"You
there!"
challenged
a
thrill
voice.
"Can't
you
act
like
a
gentleman?"
"Listen,"
he
said,
"I
have
been
acting
like
a
gentleman
for
an
hour.
From
now
on,
I
am
acting
like
a
lady."
我要表現得象位女士
壹天，遠東百貨公司的女裝大減價，壹位高貴的中年男士想給太太買壹件。可是，沒過多久，他發現自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。
他竭力忍耐著。後來，他低下頭，揮動雙臂，擠過人群。
“妳幹嘛？”有人尖聲叫道，“妳難道不能表現得象位紳士嗎？”
“聽著，”他說，“我已經象紳士壹樣表現了壹個小時。從現在起，我要表現得象個女士。”