It's hard being a woman!
女人這輩子挺難的：漂亮點吧，太惹眼，不漂亮吧，拿不出手；學問高了，沒人敢娶，學問低了，沒人想要；活潑點吧，說妳招蜂引蝶，矜持點吧，說妳裝腔作勢；會打扮，說妳是妖精，不會打扮，說妳沒女人味；
Life of a woman is very difficult; If she is beautiful, she is considered conspicuous. If she is not beautiful, she is not presentable. If she is too educated, one will be afraid to marry her. If she is not educated enough, on one will want to marry her. If she is extroverted, she is bewitching. If she acts with contraint, people will say she is just pretending. If she knows how to dress herself, people will say she is a witch. If she doesn't know how to dress herself, people will say she is not womanly enough
自已掙錢吧，男人望而卻步，靠男人養吧，說妳傍大款；生孩子，怕被老板炒魷魚，不生孩子，怕被老公炒魷魚。胖了，怕別人罵成“胖婆”；瘦了，又不性感。高了，怕自己找男友的範圍直線縮小；矮了，怕自己買衣服總要花兩塊錢去改褲腳。長的漂亮，怕紅顏命薄；長的不漂亮，又怕整容術價格太高。
If she supports herself, man will be intiminated. If she depends on the man, people will say she's only pretending to be generious. If she bore a child, she is afraid to be fire by the boss. If she doesn't bore a child, she is afraid to be fire by the husband. If she is a little fat, others will call her "fat woman". If she is skinny, she is not sexy enough. If she is tall, she's afraid that her potiential boyfriend range will become smaller. If she is short, she's afraid that everytime she buys clothes she will have to spend two extra dollars/yuan to tailor the pants. If she is beautiful, she's afraid of the old verse "beauty died young". If she is not beautiful, she's afraid that the rate for plastic surgery is too high.
可愛型的，怕自己永遠長不大，沒有成熟女人的風韻；風韻型的，怕自己老的太快，每天報著天線寶寶裝可愛。會做家務的，怕別人覺得自己不夠清高，仿佛天生就是壹個保姆；不會做家務的，怕男友誇贊誰誰女朋友的菜燒得很好吃。
If she is the cute type, she's afraid she will never grow up and will never have the poise of mature woman. If she is the sexy type, she's afraid she grows old too quickly and she will hug the Teletubby all day pretending to be cute. If she knows how to do house chores, she's afraid that she is not classy enough and thinks that she is a natural maid. If she doesn't know how to do house chores, she's afraid that her boyfriend will complement how other people's girlfriends can cook very well.
喜歡上網的，怕別人覺得自己生活太空虛，壹定沒人追求，無聊之極；不喜歡上網的，怕別人說自己老土，而且出去吃飯講不出幾個笑話。有男朋友，怕萬壹遇到壹個更好的怎麽辦；沒有男朋友，擔心是不是嫁不出去。找了有錢的男朋友，怕別人說自己貪圖錢財、傍大款；找了沒錢的男朋友，又怕自己受委屈。
If she loves to go online, she's afraid that others will think her real life is too boring, no one is attractive to her, and that she is boring. If she doesn't like to go online, she's afraid that others will say that she is behind and she can't make a joke when she goes out. If she has a boyfriend, she doesn't know what to do if she meets someone better. If she doesn't have a boyfriend, she's afraid that she will never get marry. If she finds a rich boyfriend, she's afraid that others will thinking she only cares about money. If she finds a poor boyfriend, she's afraid that he will not be good enough for her.
總之，做女人真難！！祝女士們三八節快樂!
So the conclusion is, being a woman is hard! Happy 3-8 Woman's holiday to all ladies!!