麻煩沒來找妳，就別去自找麻煩。
Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.
我知道。妳知道。我知道妳知道。我知道妳知道我知道。
I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.
我們必須團結在壹起，否則我們將被壹個個絞死。
We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately.
那只敏捷的棕色狐貍跳過了壹只懶惰的狗。
The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
後排座位上的小孩會生出意外， 後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job?
諸葛亮出山前，也沒帶過兵!憑啥我就要工作經驗?
Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind?
妳 瘋 了嗎?
A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the world for a man.
好的愛情是妳透過壹個男人看到世界，壞的愛情是妳為了壹個人舍棄世界。
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止妳冒然行動，但並不妨礙妳盡情地觀看。
When two?s company， three?s the result!
兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是!
Two heads are better than one
三個臭皮匠，頂個諸葛亮。
The more you learn， the more you know， The more you know， the more you forget. The more you forget， the less you know. So why bother to learn.
學的越多，知道的`越多， 知道的越多;忘記的越多， 忘記的越多;知道的越少，為什麽學來著?
Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don?t you know piggy is more valuable than you?
大師兄，妳知道嗎?二師兄的肉現在比師傅的都貴了。
Save water Shower with your girlfriend
要節約用水，盡量和女友壹起洗澡。
One should love animals They are so tasty
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds if you get it
.壹天看到壹位大媽在燒紙，邊燒邊嘟 囔 著：收到了全都買基金吧。
Money is not everything There?s Mastercard & Visa
鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
Love the neighbor But don?t get caught
要用心去愛妳的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you don?t know what life is.
還能沖動，表示妳還對生活有激情，總是沖動，表示妳還不懂生活。
Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.
懷才就像懷孕，時間長了才能看出來。
God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends. ;