Teacher: How much is half of 8?
Pupil: Up and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
老師：“8的二分之壹是幾？”
學生：“豎切還是橫切？”
老師：“妳這是什麽意思？”
學生：“豎切是3，橫切是0！”
Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you?
Pupil: How did you know?
Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!
老師：“考試時妳抄了弗雷德的卷子，對不對？”
學生：“您怎麽知道的？”
老師：“弗雷德有道題的答案是：我不知道，而妳的答案是：我也不知道！”
Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were.
Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!
學生：“今天老師生我的氣了，因為我不知道落基山脈在哪裏。”
母親：“好了，下次妳壹定要記住東西都放在哪兒了。”