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介紹幾個英文小故事吧! 要是偵探,好笑,可以是笑話.要英文的.越多越好

One day, the teacher came into the classroom, the students together to stand up shouting: "Good morning teacher!"

Teacher angrily said: "Good morning called only? Afternoon I? Should not it?"

So the students齊喊another: "Good afternoon, teacher!"

Teacher angrily said: "That night I do?"

The students齊喊another: "the teacher or night!"

Teacher nodded and said: "This do, and now re-call again!"

Students a齊喊: "Good morning teacher, good afternoon, or evening!"

The teacher said: "sit down! Antonyms today we have to review, we do practice, I say, you Antonyms aloud. Now."

Teacher: "The weather today is good."

Students: "The weather today is bad."

Teacher: "The sun was shining everywhere."

Student: "everywhere covered with dark clouds."

Teacher: "sea of people on the road."

Student: "empty street."

Teacher: "Young."

Student: "old."

Teacher: "standing."

Student: "lying"

Teacher: "There is a young man standing on the road."

Student: "There is a year old lying on the road."

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar."

Student: "I lost a dollar."

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar, to the teachers."

Student: "I lost a dollar, steal a teacher."

Teacher: "error, can not say that!"

Student: "correct, we should say so!"

Teacher: "error."

Student: "correct."

Teacher: "This will not do, this is illegal!"

Students: "This can be, it is lawful!"

Teacher: "I said the wrong."

Student: "We said that right."

Teacher: "listen to the teacher, the teacher said, is the right!"

Student: "listen to us, teachers say is wrong!"

Teacher: "You are stupid."

Student: "We are clever."

Teacher: "Stop!"

Students: "to continue!"

Teacher: "You have to stop now! Not to mention a!"

Student: "We will now continue! Would also like to say!"

Teacher: "You idiot, I said, stop!"

Student: "We are all gifted, we say to continue!"

Teacher: "You listen to the teacher!"

Student: "Teachers listen to us!"

Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!"

Student: "Teachers have to listen to the students!"

Teacher: "Now you stop the practice!"

Students: "Now we continue to practice!"

Teacher: "You go on forever it?"

Student: "We have beginnings and ends of it!"

Teacher: "That you stop! Idiot!"

Student: "That we continue! Genius!"

. After the teacher angrily out of the classroom with books