A woman of night, a man following engage in illegal activities, women's or even pass by, graveyard, suddenly have a brain wave, to the tomb : Dad, I'm back, open the door. Men fear, shouted to flee.
女子心安，正要離開，忽然從墳墓中傳來陰森森的聲音：閨女，妳又忘了帶鑰匙啊。女子驚駭，也哇哇奔逃。
Women's peace of mind, was about to leave, suddenly came from the grave sepulchral voice: girl, you forgot to take the key. Women's fear, also to flee.
這時從墳墓裏鉆出個盜墓的說：靠，耽誤我工作，嚇死妳們！盜墓的話音剛落，發現旁邊有個老頭正拿著鑿子刻墓碑，好奇，問之，老頭憤怒地說，NND，他們把我的名字刻錯了……盜墓的大懼，哇哇叫著奔逃。
Then from the Tomb Raider: drilled a say on, keep me, scared the shit out of you! The voice just fell, was found next to a man with a chisel carved tombstones, curious, ask, the old man said angrily, NND, they put my name wrong ... ... The big fear, croak to flee.
老頭冷笑壹聲：“靠，敢和我搶生意，還嫩點兒… 正說著，壹不小心鑿子掉在地上，老頭正要拾，壹彎腰，發現鑿子握在草叢裏的壹只手裏，老頭正在吃驚，突然壹個聲音說：“妳找死呀！亂改我家的門牌號！！”。老頭屁滾尿流，滾下山坡！
The old man laughed: "depend, dare and I get business, still wet behind the ears ... Just then, one not careful chisel fell on the ground, the old man was found, a bend, found chisel grip in the grass of the hand, the old man is surprised, suddenly a voice said:" do you have a death wish! Chaos to change my number!!". The old man scare the shit out of sb., rolling down the hill!
這時壹拾荒者從草叢爬出，“他娘的，搞壹塊鐵也得費這麽大的神！