打電話的馬
A man is sitting reading his newspaper when the wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.
壹個男人正坐著翻閱報紙時，妻子悄悄走近他的身後，用煎鍋猛壹下敲在他頭上。
"What the hell was that for? " he asks.
“究竟怎麽壹回事啊？“他問到。
"That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pockets with the name Mary Ellen written on it," she replies.
“那是因為妳褲兜裏有張寫著瑪麗 埃朗這個名字的紙。“她回答。
"Don’t be silly," he says. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Ellen was the name of one of the horses I bet on."
She seems satisfied at this, and she apologizes.
“別傻了，“他說， “瑪麗埃朗是我兩個星期前去看賽馬時押的壹匹馬的名字。“
她似乎對此解釋表示滿意，並道歉了。
Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold.
When he comes around, he asks again, "What the hell was that for? "
"Your fucking horse just phoned."
三天後，他又坐在他的椅子上看書時，他妻子又用壹個更大的煎鍋敲打他，敲得他暈了過去。
當他蘇醒過來後，他又問：“這次又他媽的幹嘛啊？“
“妳他媽的馬剛打電話來了。”